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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Charu", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 3644, "time": "2026-10-12T03:42:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [1/234] has challenged Charu [356/655] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 1, "source_power": 234, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "Charu", "dest_roll": 356, "dest_power": 655, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 3665, "time": "2026-10-12T09:23:03Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Catsup's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Catsup's charm gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Catsup", "percent": 10, "item": "charm" }, { "id": 3680, "time": "2026-10-12T12:51:33Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob, Catsup, and Noir [805/1070] have team battled CocoaPuff, Schiz0, and AndrewBg [925/1401] and lost! 0 days, 00:48:40 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 805, "source_power": 1070, "dest_roll": 925, "dest_power": 1401, "sources": [ "bob", "Catsup", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "CocoaPuff", "Schiz0", "AndrewBg" ], "delta_seconds": 2920 }, { "id": 3697, "time": "2026-10-12T17:43:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [239/252] has challenged Nightmare [187/314] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:05 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 252, "source_next_seconds": 47904, "dest": "Nightmare", "dest_roll": 187, "dest_power": 314, "delta_seconds": -3605 }, { "id": 3739, "time": "2026-10-13T03:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [324/409] has challenged Catsup [34/252] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:23:25 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 324, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 209983, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 34, "dest_power": 252, "delta_seconds": -15805 }, { "id": 3753, "time": "2026-10-13T07:01:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [10/252] has challenged Poppers [162/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 10, "source_power": 252, "source_next_seconds": 63933, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 162, "dest_power": 387, "delta_seconds": 4182 }, { "id": 3770, "time": "2026-10-13T12:36:21Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [67/252] has come upon bob [147/378] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:51:10 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 67, "source_power": 252, "source_next_seconds": 46939, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 147, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": 3070 }, { "id": 3791, "time": "2026-10-13T19:28:09Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Catsup grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:33:20 towards level 32.", "source": "Catsup", "source_next_seconds": 20231, "delta_seconds": -2000 }, { "id": 3810, "time": "2026-10-14T01:05:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [114/261] has challenged Borat [476/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 114, "source_power": 261, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "Borat", "dest_roll": 476, "dest_power": 570, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 3815, "time": "2026-10-14T01:54:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catalypse [234/390] has challenged Catsup [78/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:08:34 is removed from Catalypse's clock.", "source": "Catalypse", "source_roll": 234, "source_power": 390, "source_next_seconds": 378522, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 78, "dest_power": 261, "delta_seconds": -32914 }, { "id": 3826, "time": "2026-10-14T04:08:27Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Catsup got a hit-and-run. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:45:17 from level 33.", "source": "Catsup", "source_next_seconds": 69493, "delta_seconds": 6317 }, { "id": 3909, "time": "2026-10-14T23:26:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [245/277] has challenged deltatwotwo [8/20] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 245, "source_power": 277, "source_next_seconds": 74773, "dest": "deltatwotwo", "dest_roll": 8, "dest_power": 20, "delta_seconds": -5628 }, { "id": 3998, "time": "2026-10-15T20:12:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [156/281] has challenged sheppard [126/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 156, "source_power": 281, "source_next_seconds": 85804, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -7461 }, { "id": 4000, "time": "2026-10-15T20:30:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Sirius49 [578/593] has challenged Catsup [260/281] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:08:34 is removed from Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 578, "source_power": 593, "source_next_seconds": 378522, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 260, "dest_power": 281, "delta_seconds": -32914 }, { "id": 4051, "time": "2026-10-16T10:11:06Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "pzy [151/440] has come upon Catsup [33/281] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:03 is removed from pzy's clock.", "source": "pzy", "source_roll": 151, "source_power": 440, "source_next_seconds": 28333, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 33, "dest_power": 281, "delta_seconds": -2463 }, { "id": 4089, "time": "2026-10-16T20:03:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [98/281] has challenged sheppard [73/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 98, "source_power": 281, "source_next_seconds": 99533, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 73, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -8655 }, { "id": 4104, "time": "2026-10-16T23:18:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "deltatwotwo [124/188] has challenged Catsup [158/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 124, "source_power": 188, "source_next_seconds": 30439, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 158, "dest_power": 281, "delta_seconds": 1991 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4200, "time": "2026-10-18T00:30:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [89/312] has challenged leonardo [415/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 89, "source_power": 312, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 415, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4335, "time": "2026-10-19T14:16:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [84/411] has challenged SirBoolius [85/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 84, "source_power": 411, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 85, "dest_power": 445, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 4404, "time": "2026-10-20T08:42:54Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "Catsup left his weapon out in the rain to rust! Catsup's weapon loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "Catsup", "percent": 10, "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 4412, "time": "2026-10-20T11:41:09Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu, Catsup, and deltatwotwo [1076/1301] have team battled BusterGonad, leonardo, and Poppers [746/1501] and won! 0 days, 01:17:05 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1076, "source_power": 1301, "dest_roll": 746, "dest_power": 1501, "sources": [ "Charu", "Catsup", "deltatwotwo" ], "dests": [ "BusterGonad", "leonardo", "Poppers" ], "delta_seconds": -4625 }, { "id": 4422, "time": "2026-10-20T14:47:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "darkcode [57/339] has challenged Catsup [111/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to darkcode's clock.", "source": "darkcode", "source_roll": 57, "source_power": 339, "source_next_seconds": 797110, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 111, "dest_power": 407, "delta_seconds": 52147 }, { "id": 4445, "time": "2026-10-20T19:46:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [299/511] has challenged Catsup [368/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 299, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 687163, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 368, "dest_power": 407, "delta_seconds": 44954 }, { "id": 4491, "time": "2026-10-21T08:16:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [73/448] has challenged Katara [192/509] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 73, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "Katara", "dest_roll": 192, "dest_power": 509, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 4508, "time": "2026-10-21T12:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fart [191/372] has challenged Catsup [215/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:25:24 is added to fart's clock.", "source": "fart", "source_roll": 191, "source_power": 372, "source_next_seconds": 298446, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 215, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 19524 }, { "id": 4512, "time": "2026-10-21T13:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [18/398] has challenged Catsup [45/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:10:49 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 18, "source_power": 398, "source_next_seconds": 340100, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 45, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 22249 }, { "id": 4524, "time": "2026-10-21T16:32:09Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [203/448] has come upon Frostypirate [312/331] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:56:04 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 203, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 161488, "dest": "Frostypirate", "dest_roll": 312, "dest_power": 331, "delta_seconds": 10564 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4692, "time": "2026-10-23T13:20:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "onehotalien [163/474] has challenged Catsup [71/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:36:14 is removed from onehotalien's clock.", "source": "onehotalien", "source_roll": 163, "source_power": 474, "source_next_seconds": 786383, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 71, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": -77774 }, { "id": 4699, "time": "2026-10-23T14:36:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [409/448] has challenged martsvin [190/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 409, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 176301, "dest": "martsvin", "dest_roll": 190, "dest_power": 304, "delta_seconds": -19589 }, { "id": 4715, "time": "2026-10-23T19:29:18Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "Catsup fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:05:10 from level 40.", "source": "Catsup", "source_next_seconds": 169831, "delta_seconds": 11110 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4796, "time": "2026-10-24T19:16:21Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Frostypirate [246/437] has challenged Catsup [356/448] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Frostypirate's clock.", "source": "Frostypirate", "source_roll": 246, "source_power": 437, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 356, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 4833, "time": "2026-10-25T06:09:46Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Meanyz [205/472] has come upon Catsup [305/448] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:46:19 is added to Meanyz's clock.", "source": "Meanyz", "source_roll": 205, "source_power": 472, "source_next_seconds": 152543, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 305, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": 9979 }, { "id": 4886, "time": "2026-10-25T19:28:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [417/448] has challenged tmanscubs [124/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 417, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 206782, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 124, "dest_power": 336, "delta_seconds": -20450 }, { "id": 4943, "time": "2026-10-26T14:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "shinkfive [153/507] has challenged Catsup [80/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:14:22 is removed from shinkfive's clock.", "source": "shinkfive", "source_roll": 153, "source_power": 507, "source_next_seconds": 202158, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 80, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": -22462 }, { "id": 4969, "time": "2026-10-26T23:45:55Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Catsup had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:27:25 towards level 41.", "source": "Catsup", "source_next_seconds": 99672, "delta_seconds": -5245 }, { "id": 5018, "time": "2026-10-27T16:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Irulon [354/432] has challenged Catsup [286/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:57:26 is removed from Irulon's clock.", "source": "Irulon", "source_roll": 354, "source_power": 432, "source_next_seconds": 484616, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 286, "dest_power": 448, "delta_seconds": -53846 }, { "id": 5022, "time": "2026-10-27T17:46:37Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Catsup was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:52:14 towards level 41.", "source": "Catsup", "source_next_seconds": 31696, "delta_seconds": -3134 }, { "id": 5057, "time": "2026-10-28T02:34:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [441/462] has challenged AndrewBg [351/478] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 441, "source_power": 462, "source_next_seconds": 231959, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 351, "dest_power": 478, "delta_seconds": -31630 }, { "id": 5111, "time": "2026-10-28T16:44:51Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Carbooja's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Carbooja", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5215, "time": "2026-10-29T23:54:01Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Sirius49 [49/622] has come upon Catsup [261/462] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:27:00 is added to Sirius49's clock.", "source": "Sirius49", "source_roll": 49, "source_power": 622, "source_next_seconds": 79795, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 261, "dest_power": 462, "delta_seconds": 5220 }, { "id": 5277, "time": "2026-10-30T16:56:10Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Catsup was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:51 towards level 42.", "source": "Catsup", "source_next_seconds": 9642, "delta_seconds": -1071 }, { "id": 5286, "time": "2026-10-30T19:36:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [15/462] has challenged CatTrucker [94/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 15, "source_power": 462, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "CatTrucker", "dest_roll": 94, "dest_power": 387, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 5312, "time": "2026-10-31T02:50:22Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "Catsup reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Catsup's shield gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Catsup", "percent": 10, "item": "shield" }, { "id": 5359, "time": "2026-10-31T17:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Hubert [224/512] has challenged Catsup [258/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:09 is added to Hubert's clock.", "source": "Hubert", "source_roll": 224, "source_power": 512, "source_next_seconds": 25820, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 258, "dest_power": 464, "delta_seconds": 1689 }, { "id": 5377, "time": "2026-10-31T22:37:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [71/417] has challenged Catsup [242/464] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 71, "source_power": 417, "source_next_seconds": 924647, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 242, "dest_power": 464, "delta_seconds": 60490 }, { "id": 5378, "time": "2026-10-31T22:50:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "AndrewBg, gylgamesh, and Sirius49 [99/1590] have team battled Catsup, trip, and Borat [37/1481] and won! 1 day, 01:17:58 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 99, "source_power": 1590, "dest_roll": 37, "dest_power": 1481, "sources": [ "AndrewBg", "gylgamesh", "Sirius49" ], "dests": [ "Catsup", "trip", "Borat" ], "delta_seconds": -91078 }, { "id": 5406, "time": "2026-11-01T07:02:24Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "otl's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "otl", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5479, "time": "2026-11-02T05:51:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nek, loopylou, and Catsup [1054/1518] have team battled Catalypse, darkcode, and gylgamesh [1045/1230] and won! 0 days, 02:39:26 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1054, "source_power": 1518, "dest_roll": 1045, "dest_power": 1230, "sources": [ "Nek", "loopylou", "Catsup" ], "dests": [ "Catalypse", "darkcode", "gylgamesh" ], "delta_seconds": -9566 }, { "id": 5572, "time": "2026-11-03T10:00:52Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "leonardo [506/661] has challenged Catsup [12/464] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:42 is removed from leonardo's clock.", "source": "leonardo", "source_roll": 506, "source_power": 661, "source_next_seconds": 902180, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 12, "dest_power": 464, "delta_seconds": -100242 }, { "id": 5582, "time": "2026-11-03T12:51:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [455/473] has challenged CocoaPuff [24/490] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 455, "source_power": 473, "source_next_seconds": 312124, "dest": "CocoaPuff", "dest_roll": 24, "dest_power": 490, "delta_seconds": -42562 }, { "id": 5594, "time": "2026-11-03T16:27:23Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "MicroSlop", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5610, "time": "2026-11-03T20:55:34Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "Catsup was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:23:02 towards level 44.", "source": "Catsup", "source_next_seconds": 264302, "delta_seconds": -22982 }, { "id": 5774, "time": "2026-11-05T18:21:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "meter [402/591] has challenged Catsup [34/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:59:31 is removed from meter's clock.", "source": "meter", "source_roll": 402, "source_power": 591, "source_next_seconds": 32141, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 34, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": -3571 }, { "id": 5785, "time": "2026-11-05T20:46:28Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "sYN4P515 [425/652] has come upon Catsup [129/473] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:16:32 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "sYN4P515", "source_roll": 425, "source_power": 652, "source_next_seconds": 300537, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 129, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": -33392 }, { "id": 5867, "time": "2026-11-06T18:00:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "ruckinfok [59/533] has challenged Catsup [31/473] in combat and won! 1 day, 03:50:42 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.", "source": "ruckinfok", "source_roll": 59, "source_power": 533, "source_next_seconds": 902180, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 31, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": -100242 }, { "id": 5885, "time": "2026-11-06T22:20:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [355/496] has challenged martsvin [341/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 355, "source_power": 496, "source_next_seconds": 366179, "dest": "martsvin", "dest_roll": 341, "dest_power": 364, "delta_seconds": -45257 }, { "id": 5903, "time": "2026-11-07T05:21:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Carbooja [503/509] has challenged Catsup [273/496] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:57:00 is removed from Carbooja's clock.", "source": "Carbooja", "source_roll": 503, "source_power": 509, "source_next_seconds": 289820, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 273, "dest_power": 496, "delta_seconds": -35820 }, { "id": 5906, "time": "2026-11-07T06:11:34Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on Catsup's tunic! Catsup's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "Catsup", "percent": 10, "item": "tunic" }, { "id": 5924, "time": "2026-11-07T12:32:58Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [488/499] has come upon fart [246/378] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 10:30:04 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 488, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 277234, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 246, "dest_power": 378, "delta_seconds": -37804 }, { "id": 5934, "time": "2026-11-07T15:11:01Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ToddHoward, frantichope, and trip [116/1443] have team battled Failzorro, Catsup, and Irulon [970/1309] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:57 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 116, "source_power": 1443, "dest_roll": 970, "dest_power": 1309, "sources": [ "ToddHoward", "frantichope", "trip" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "Catsup", "Irulon" ], "delta_seconds": 5937 }, { "id": 6080, "time": "2026-11-09T03:31:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Toyful [159/218] has challenged Catsup [82/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from Toyful's clock.", "source": "Toyful", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 218, "source_next_seconds": 39521, "dest": "Catsup", "dest_roll": 82, "dest_power": 499, "delta_seconds": -4884 }, { "id": 6150, "time": "2026-11-10T00:43:41Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "MicroSlop", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "JonasTheMenace", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Toyful", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 6228, "time": "2026-11-10T21:38:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup [46/499] has challenged iron7 [241/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 46, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 510674, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 241, "dest_power": 397, "delta_seconds": 33408 }, { "id": 6243, "time": "2026-11-11T01:42:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catsup, frantichope, and negative [457/1390] have team battled CatTrucker, Kuato, and CocoaPuff [986/1275] and lost! 1 day, 03:33:25 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 457, "source_power": 1390, "dest_roll": 986, "dest_power": 1275, "sources": [ "Catsup", "frantichope", "negative" ], "dests": [ "CatTrucker", "Kuato", "CocoaPuff" ], "delta_seconds": 99205 }, { "id": 6284, "time": "2026-11-11T14:38:48Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "martsvin's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "martsvin", "affected": [ "BleakSlime", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Griz", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Terrific", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "martsvin", "meter", "onehotalien", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "tmanscubs", "trip" ] } ]