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0 days, 00:03:05 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 12, "source_power": 50, "source_next_seconds": 2831, "dest": "WillFence", "dest_roll": 168, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 185 }, { "id": 2592, "time": "2026-09-29T23:16:37Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [4/54] has challenged Schiz0 [152/453] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:34 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 4, "source_power": 54, "source_next_seconds": 3284, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 152, "dest_power": 453, "delta_seconds": 214 }, { "id": 2613, "time": "2026-09-30T09:04:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "El_Pistolero [106/119] has challenged Irulon [103/397] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:15:54 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 106, "source_power": 119, "source_next_seconds": 7723, "dest": "Irulon", "dest_roll": 103, "dest_power": 397, "delta_seconds": -954 }, { "id": 2654, "time": "2026-09-30T22:28:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Griz [228/302] has challenged El_Pistolero [72/168] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:07:31 is removed from Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 228, "source_power": 302, "source_next_seconds": 245138, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 72, "dest_power": 168, "delta_seconds": -18451 }, { "id": 2663, "time": "2026-10-01T01:23:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [40/195] has challenged Torrhen [160/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 40, "source_power": 195, "source_next_seconds": 19500, "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_roll": 160, "dest_power": 357, "delta_seconds": 1275 }, { "id": 2702, "time": "2026-10-01T12:40:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "El_Pistolero [188/207] has challenged SirBoolius [154/445] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:40:52 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 188, "source_power": 207, "source_next_seconds": 22072, "dest": "SirBoolius", "dest_roll": 154, "dest_power": 445, "delta_seconds": -2452 }, { "id": 2732, "time": "2026-10-01T18:48:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [157/207] has challenged irpg [510/587] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:24 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 157, "source_power": 207, "source_next_seconds": 31292, "dest": "irpg", "dest_roll": 510, "dest_power": 587, "delta_seconds": 2844 }, { "id": 2773, "time": "2026-10-02T03:29:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [47/210] has challenged LongDong [234/424] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 47, "source_power": 210, "source_next_seconds": 35310, "dest": "LongDong", "dest_roll": 234, "dest_power": 424, "delta_seconds": 2310 }, { "id": 2822, "time": "2026-10-02T13:18:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "El_Pistolero [122/227] has challenged MicroSlop [103/386] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:03:48 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 122, "source_power": 227, "source_next_seconds": 34452, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 103, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": -3828 }, { "id": 2824, "time": "2026-10-02T13:38:58Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "El_Pistolero [199/227] has come upon Zombocom [25/179] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:38:45 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 199, "source_power": 227, "source_next_seconds": 30891, "dest": "Zombocom", "dest_roll": 25, "dest_power": 179, "delta_seconds": -2325 }, { "id": 2829, "time": "2026-10-02T15:03:34Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "Schiz0, Poppers, and cdb [1053/1164] have team battled El_Pistolero, otl, and hostyle [539/935] and won! 0 days, 03:58:11 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1053, "source_power": 1164, "dest_roll": 539, "dest_power": 935, "sources": [ "Schiz0", "Poppers", "cdb" ], "dests": [ "El_Pistolero", "otl", "hostyle" ], "delta_seconds": -14291 }, { "id": 2851, "time": "2026-10-02T22:44:10Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [181/227] has challenged MicroSlop [376/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 181, "source_power": 227, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 376, "dest_power": 386, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 2880, "time": "2026-10-03T08:01:09Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "El_Pistolero got harassed by peer. 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:30:28 towards level 37.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_next_seconds": 14793, "delta_seconds": -1828 }, { "id": 4113, "time": "2026-10-17T01:32:12Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [239/387] has challenged onehotalien [360/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 387, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "onehotalien", "dest_roll": 360, "dest_power": 473, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4160, "time": "2026-10-17T13:32:51Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "El_Pistolero discovered caffeinated coffee! 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4237, "time": "2026-10-18T11:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "hostyle [165/394] has challenged El_Pistolero [366/387] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:02:10 is added to hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 165, "source_power": 394, "source_next_seconds": 717368, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 366, "dest_power": 387, "delta_seconds": 46930 }, { "id": 4271, "time": "2026-10-18T20:16:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [138/402] has challenged pzy [418/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 138, "source_power": 402, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "pzy", "dest_roll": 418, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 4282, "time": "2026-10-18T23:50:57Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "El_Pistolero found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:39:43 towards level 39.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_next_seconds": 151055, "delta_seconds": -16783 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4331, "time": "2026-10-19T13:08:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Ugluk [99/372] has challenged El_Pistolero [192/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Ugluk's clock.", "source": "Ugluk", "source_roll": 99, "source_power": 372, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 192, "dest_power": 402, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 4381, "time": "2026-10-20T02:00:30Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero, belmont, and CatTrucker [893/1272] have team battled Mohit29, Carbooja, and leonardo [1170/1528] and lost! 0 days, 03:16:52 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 893, "source_power": 1272, "dest_roll": 1170, "dest_power": 1528, "sources": [ "El_Pistolero", "belmont", "CatTrucker" ], "dests": [ "Mohit29", "Carbooja", "leonardo" ], "delta_seconds": 11812 }, { "id": 4450, "time": "2026-10-20T21:06:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [16/320] has challenged El_Pistolero [146/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 16, "source_power": 320, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 146, "dest_power": 402, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 4453, "time": "2026-10-20T21:41:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [126/409] has challenged Carbooja [398/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 126, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 398, "dest_power": 496, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 4459, "time": "2026-10-20T23:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "LongDong [101/511] has challenged El_Pistolero [294/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 13:06:50 is added to LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 101, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 721641, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 294, "dest_power": 409, "delta_seconds": 47210 }, { "id": 4488, "time": "2026-10-21T07:10:24Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "El_Pistolero invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:53:58 towards level 40.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_next_seconds": 161445, "delta_seconds": -14038 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4596, "time": "2026-10-22T12:00:48Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "shinkfive, AndrewBg, and itWasntMe2004 [1174/1499] have team battled BleakSlime, laama, and El_Pistolero [1277/1378] and lost! 0 days, 09:53:58 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 1174, "source_power": 1499, "dest_roll": 1277, "dest_power": 1378, "sources": [ "shinkfive", "AndrewBg", "itWasntMe2004" ], "dests": [ "BleakSlime", "laama", "El_Pistolero" ], "delta_seconds": 35638 }, { "id": 4647, "time": "2026-10-23T01:41:39Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "El_Pistolero hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:51 towards level 40.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_next_seconds": 10204, "delta_seconds": -651 }, { "id": 4660, "time": "2026-10-23T04:31:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [138/409] has challenged BleakSlime [272/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 138, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "BleakSlime", "dest_roll": 272, "dest_power": 475, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4745, "time": "2026-10-24T05:15:00Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "El_Pistolero was bucked from a horse. 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4826, "time": "2026-10-25T04:59:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "EvilWalks [220/260] has challenged El_Pistolero [352/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to EvilWalks's clock.", "source": "EvilWalks", "source_roll": 220, "source_power": 260, "source_next_seconds": 47513, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 352, "dest_power": 409, "delta_seconds": 3108 }, { "id": 4897, "time": "2026-10-25T23:47:07Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker, frantichope, and BusterGonad [1020/1252] have team battled Kognac, El_Pistolero, and pzy [768/1426] and won! 0 days, 19:25:12 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1020, "source_power": 1252, "dest_roll": 768, "dest_power": 1426, "sources": [ "CatTrucker", "frantichope", "BusterGonad" ], "dests": [ "Kognac", "El_Pistolero", "pzy" ], "delta_seconds": -69912 }, { "id": 4911, "time": "2026-10-26T05:14:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [271/409] has challenged Terrific [296/309] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 271, "source_power": 409, "source_next_seconds": 282040, "dest": "Terrific", "dest_roll": 296, "dest_power": 309, "delta_seconds": 18451 }, { "id": 4945, "time": "2026-10-26T15:02:40Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "Kognac, BleakSlime, El_Pistolero, and belmont have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "Kognac", "BleakSlime", "El_Pistolero", "belmont" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 4996, "time": "2026-10-27T09:12:07Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "El_Pistolero, Sirius49, LongDong, and BusterGonad have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "El_Pistolero", "Sirius49", "LongDong", "BusterGonad" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 5001, "time": "2026-10-27T11:46:13Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "El_Pistolero was sat on by a giant. 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Carbooja", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5163, "time": "2026-10-29T06:36:25Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Nightmare [136/343] has come upon El_Pistolero [61/409] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:34:27 is removed from Nightmare's clock.", "source": "Nightmare", "source_roll": 136, "source_power": 343, "source_next_seconds": 51008, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 61, "dest_power": 409, "delta_seconds": -5667 }, { "id": 5240, "time": "2026-10-30T07:37:34Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "ikirudennis [258/438] has challenged El_Pistolero [340/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to ikirudennis's clock.", "source": "ikirudennis", "source_roll": 258, "source_power": 438, "source_next_seconds": 1072591, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 340, "dest_power": 409, "delta_seconds": 70169 }, { "id": 5406, "time": "2026-11-01T07:02:24Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "otl's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "otl", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5418, "time": "2026-11-01T10:04:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "El_Pistolero [40/414] has challenged Poppers [76/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 40, "source_power": 414, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 76, "dest_power": 669, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 5437, "time": "2026-11-01T18:28:55Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Catalypse, El_Pistolero, and Borat [169/1368] have team battled frantichope, BusterGonad, and CocoaPuff [426/1357] and lost! 0 days, 13:22:25 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 169, "source_power": 1368, "dest_roll": 426, "dest_power": 1357, "sources": [ "Catalypse", "El_Pistolero", "Borat" ], "dests": [ "frantichope", "BusterGonad", "CocoaPuff" ], "delta_seconds": 48145 }, { "id": 5493, "time": "2026-11-02T10:23:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart, Irulon, and Poppers [1391/1528] have team battled El_Pistolero, gylgamesh, and sheppard [561/1218] and won! 0 days, 00:45:02 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1391, "source_power": 1528, "dest_roll": 561, "dest_power": 1218, "sources": [ "fart", "Irulon", "Poppers" ], "dests": [ "El_Pistolero", "gylgamesh", "sheppard" ], "delta_seconds": -2702 }, { "id": 5520, "time": "2026-11-02T19:10:34Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "El_Pistolero was bitten by a one-fanged snake. 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "MicroSlop", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5620, "time": "2026-11-04T00:21:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "SirBoolius [297/484] has challenged El_Pistolero [243/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:42:49 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.", "source": "SirBoolius", "source_roll": 297, "source_power": 484, "source_next_seconds": 509129, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 414, "delta_seconds": -56569 }, { "id": 5643, "time": "2026-11-04T07:21:28Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "El_Pistolero gained a sixth sense! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "MicroSlop", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "JonasTheMenace", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Toyful", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 6165, "time": "2026-11-10T04:13:40Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "El_Pistolero was visited by a very pretty nymph! 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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "martsvin", "affected": [ "BleakSlime", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Griz", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Terrific", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "martsvin", "meter", "onehotalien", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "tmanscubs", "trip" ] }, { "id": 6290, "time": "2026-11-11T17:03:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BleakSlime [220/511] has challenged El_Pistolero [166/414] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:02:35 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.", "source": "BleakSlime", "source_roll": 220, "source_power": 511, "source_next_seconds": 350782, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 166, "dest_power": 414, "delta_seconds": -43355 } ]