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        "id": 2887,
        "time": "2026-10-03T09:25:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [1/3] has challenged TonyGabagool [9/365] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 1,
        "source_power": 3,
        "source_next_seconds": 863,
        "dest": "TonyGabagool",
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    {
        "id": 2890,
        "time": "2026-10-03T10:16:48Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific, Carbooja, and LongDong [607/679] have team battled frantichope, ikirudennis, and WillFence [343/1312] and won! 0 days, 00:03:38 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "dest_roll": 343,
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            "Terrific",
            "Carbooja",
            "LongDong"
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            "frantichope",
            "ikirudennis",
            "WillFence"
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    {
        "id": 2893,
        "time": "2026-10-03T11:23:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [21/28] has challenged Torrhen [331/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 21,
        "source_power": 28,
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        "dest": "Torrhen",
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        "dest_power": 357,
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    {
        "id": 2894,
        "time": "2026-10-03T11:59:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [26/37] has challenged darkcode [144/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:39 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 26,
        "source_power": 37,
        "source_next_seconds": 2440,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 144,
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    {
        "id": 2903,
        "time": "2026-10-03T15:51:09Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [22/77] has challenged loopylou [47/344] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 22,
        "source_power": 77,
        "source_next_seconds": 4420,
        "dest": "loopylou",
        "dest_roll": 47,
        "dest_power": 344,
        "delta_seconds": 289
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    {
        "id": 2910,
        "time": "2026-10-03T17:04:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [4/77] has challenged cdb [274/342] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:05:35 is added to Terrific's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 4,
        "source_power": 77,
        "source_next_seconds": 5127,
        "dest": "cdb",
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        "delta_seconds": 335
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    {
        "id": 2922,
        "time": "2026-10-03T20:02:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [90/109] has challenged laama [324/374] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:07:31 is added to Terrific's clock.",
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        "source_roll": 90,
        "source_power": 109,
        "source_next_seconds": 6899,
        "dest": "laama",
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        "dest_power": 374,
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    {
        "id": 2948,
        "time": "2026-10-04T05:15:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [8/122] has challenged belmont [11/322] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 8,
        "source_power": 122,
        "source_next_seconds": 12493,
        "dest": "belmont",
        "dest_roll": 11,
        "dest_power": 322,
        "delta_seconds": 817
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    {
        "id": 2978,
        "time": "2026-10-04T12:34:49Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [51/167] has challenged Kognac [89/408] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 51,
        "source_power": 167,
        "source_next_seconds": 16810,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 89,
        "dest_power": 408,
        "delta_seconds": 1099
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    {
        "id": 3018,
        "time": "2026-10-04T23:04:55Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "shinkfive",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "Catalypse",
            "Charu",
            "Failzorro",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "Mohit29",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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        "time": "2026-10-05T00:02:46Z",
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        "message": "ikirudennis [193/434] has challenged Terrific [86/171] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:10 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
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        "source_power": 434,
        "source_next_seconds": 33624,
        "dest": "Terrific",
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    {
        "id": 3032,
        "time": "2026-10-05T04:16:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [22/185] has challenged loopylou [128/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 22,
        "source_power": 185,
        "source_next_seconds": 26240,
        "dest": "loopylou",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-05T11:34:16Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [30/197] has challenged martsvin [73/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 30,
        "source_power": 197,
        "source_next_seconds": 30439,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-05T20:01:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "Terrific [188/207] has challenged BusterGonad [264/386] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 188,
        "source_power": 207,
        "source_next_seconds": 35310,
        "dest": "BusterGonad",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-05T23:34:28Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:45:05 from level 28.",
        "source": "Terrific",
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        "delta_seconds": 2705
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-06T06:35:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [25/231] has challenged Zombocom [60/212] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 25,
        "source_power": 231,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "Zombocom",
        "dest_roll": 60,
        "dest_power": 212,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
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    {
        "id": 3160,
        "time": "2026-10-06T17:57:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [126/237] has challenged onehotalien [378/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 126,
        "source_power": 237,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 378,
        "dest_power": 473,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
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    {
        "id": 3221,
        "time": "2026-10-07T07:09:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [208/237] has challenged Sirius49 [393/483] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 208,
        "source_power": 237,
        "source_next_seconds": 55114,
        "dest": "Sirius49",
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        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "id": 3228,
        "time": "2026-10-07T09:28:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Zombocom [68/212] has challenged Terrific [234/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Zombocom's clock.",
        "source": "Zombocom",
        "source_roll": 68,
        "source_power": 212,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 234,
        "dest_power": 237,
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-07T22:28:22Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [232/271] has challenged Kognac [388/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 232,
        "source_power": 271,
        "source_next_seconds": 63933,
        "dest": "Kognac",
        "dest_roll": 388,
        "dest_power": 431,
        "delta_seconds": 4182
    },
    {
        "id": 3340,
        "time": "2026-10-08T16:13:55Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [94/288] has challenged shinkfive [209/524] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 94,
        "source_power": 288,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "shinkfive",
        "dest_roll": 209,
        "dest_power": 524,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
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    {
        "id": 3345,
        "time": "2026-10-08T17:02:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BleakSlime [63/329] has challenged Terrific [162/288] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:58:22 is added to BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 63,
        "source_power": 329,
        "source_next_seconds": 218618,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 162,
        "dest_power": 288,
        "delta_seconds": 14302
    },
    {
        "id": 3419,
        "time": "2026-10-09T12:49:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [36/299] has challenged Nachtzeit [257/458] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 36,
        "source_power": 299,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "Nachtzeit",
        "dest_roll": 257,
        "dest_power": 458,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "id": 3492,
        "time": "2026-10-10T09:41:01Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific EXPLODED, somewhat... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:14:37 from level 34.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 11846,
        "delta_seconds": 877
    },
    {
        "id": 3508,
        "time": "2026-10-10T12:58:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [14/299] has challenged slackie [56/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 14,
        "source_power": 299,
        "source_next_seconds": 99793,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 56,
        "dest_power": 407,
        "delta_seconds": 6528
    },
    {
        "id": 3537,
        "time": "2026-10-10T22:37:49Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "laama, LongDong, and ruckinfok [155/1450] have team battled fart, Terrific, and frantichope [62/1037] and won! 0 days, 00:34:12 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 155,
        "source_power": 1450,
        "dest_roll": 62,
        "dest_power": 1037,
        "sources": [
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            "LongDong",
            "ruckinfok"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "fart",
            "Terrific",
            "frantichope"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -2052
    },
    {
        "id": 3607,
        "time": "2026-10-11T16:34:31Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:00:47 towards level 35.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 383,
        "delta_seconds": -47
    },
    {
        "id": 3608,
        "time": "2026-10-11T16:40:52Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [280/299] has challenged Meanyz [112/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:18:20 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 280,
        "source_power": 299,
        "source_next_seconds": 96288,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 112,
        "dest_power": 392,
        "delta_seconds": -11900
    },
    {
        "id": 3612,
        "time": "2026-10-11T17:44:04Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "LongDong [180/503] has come upon Terrific [258/299] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:19:23 is added to LongDong's clock.",
        "source": "LongDong",
        "source_roll": 180,
        "source_power": 503,
        "source_next_seconds": 292926,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 258,
        "dest_power": 299,
        "delta_seconds": 19163
    },
    {
        "id": 3624,
        "time": "2026-10-11T21:24:21Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:12:10 towards level 36.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 71375,
        "delta_seconds": -7930
    },
    {
        "id": 3632,
        "time": "2026-10-12T00:09:50Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Charu",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 3641,
        "time": "2026-10-12T03:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BusterGonad [241/386] has challenged Terrific [182/299] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:00 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.",
        "source": "BusterGonad",
        "source_roll": 241,
        "source_power": 386,
        "source_next_seconds": 55898,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 182,
        "dest_power": 299,
        "delta_seconds": -4860
    },
    {
        "id": 3642,
        "time": "2026-10-12T03:18:27Z",
        "type": "critical_strike",
        "message": "BusterGonad has dealt Terrific a Critical Strike! 0 days, 01:43:12 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "BusterGonad",
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_next_seconds": 57792,
        "delta_seconds": 6192
    },
    {
        "id": 3671,
        "time": "2026-10-12T11:10:42Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [278/299] has come upon Katara [245/441] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:49:05 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 278,
        "source_power": 299,
        "source_next_seconds": 26512,
        "dest": "Katara",
        "dest_roll": 245,
        "dest_power": 441,
        "delta_seconds": -2945
    },
    {
        "id": 3701,
        "time": "2026-10-12T18:32:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [234/306] has challenged fknChaos [378/488] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 234,
        "source_power": 306,
        "source_next_seconds": 134282,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 378,
        "dest_power": 488,
        "delta_seconds": 8784
    },
    {
        "id": 3833,
        "time": "2026-10-14T05:16:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [3/13] has challenged Terrific [294/306] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:16 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 3,
        "source_power": 13,
        "source_next_seconds": 1162,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 294,
        "dest_power": 306,
        "delta_seconds": 76
    },
    {
        "id": 3843,
        "time": "2026-10-14T06:15:03Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:08:36 towards level 37.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 5219,
        "delta_seconds": -516
    },
    {
        "id": 3850,
        "time": "2026-10-14T07:42:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [183/309] has challenged Irulon [144/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:26:53 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 183,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 129565,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 144,
        "dest_power": 430,
        "delta_seconds": -16013
    },
    {
        "id": 3997,
        "time": "2026-10-15T19:41:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [24/309] has challenged ikirudennis [318/420] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 24,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 180690,
        "dest": "ikirudennis",
        "dest_roll": 318,
        "dest_power": 420,
        "delta_seconds": 11820
    },
    {
        "id": 4121,
        "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4154,
        "time": "2026-10-17T12:33:18Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:59:36 towards level 39.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 32186,
        "delta_seconds": -3576
    },
    {
        "id": 4181,
        "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "iron7",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4190,
        "time": "2026-10-17T22:06:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [274/309] has challenged meter [458/501] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 274,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 209602,
        "dest": "meter",
        "dest_roll": 458,
        "dest_power": 501,
        "delta_seconds": 13712
    },
    {
        "id": 4220,
        "time": "2026-10-18T06:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "CatTrucker [274/381] has challenged Terrific [93/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:00:12 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.",
        "source": "CatTrucker",
        "source_roll": 274,
        "source_power": 381,
        "source_next_seconds": 109328,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 93,
        "dest_power": 309,
        "delta_seconds": -10812
    },
    {
        "id": 4289,
        "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4348,
        "time": "2026-10-19T17:01:27Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific, gylgamesh, and Nachtzeit [529/1279] have team battled shinkfive, Sirius49, and Nightmare [365/1436] and won! 0 days, 03:11:53 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 529,
        "source_power": 1279,
        "dest_roll": 365,
        "dest_power": 1436,
        "sources": [
            "Terrific",
            "gylgamesh",
            "Nachtzeit"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "shinkfive",
            "Sirius49",
            "Nightmare"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -11513
    },
    {
        "id": 4356,
        "time": "2026-10-19T19:28:15Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [72/309] has come upon itWasntMe2004 [189/493] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:43:27 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 72,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 39852,
        "dest": "itWasntMe2004",
        "dest_roll": 189,
        "dest_power": 493,
        "delta_seconds": 2607
    },
    {
        "id": 4390,
        "time": "2026-10-20T04:38:42Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:14 towards level 40.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 6211,
        "delta_seconds": -614
    },
    {
        "id": 4396,
        "time": "2026-10-20T06:22:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [178/309] has challenged slackie [128/550] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:34:27 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 178,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 199965,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 128,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": -27267
    },
    {
        "id": 4462,
        "time": "2026-10-21T00:15:06Z",
        "type": "quest_complete",
        "message": "Failzorro, Irulon, Terrific, and Borat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.",
        "sources": [
            "Failzorro",
            "Irulon",
            "Terrific",
            "Borat"
        ],
        "percent": 25
    },
    {
        "id": 4559,
        "time": "2026-10-22T04:30:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [133/309] has challenged onehotalien [285/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 133,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 282040,
        "dest": "onehotalien",
        "dest_roll": 285,
        "dest_power": 474,
        "delta_seconds": 18451
    },
    {
        "id": 4586,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4588,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:59:00Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific ate a poisonous fruit. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:21:55 from level 42.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 277647,
        "delta_seconds": 15715
    },
    {
        "id": 4671,
        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4717,
        "time": "2026-10-23T19:48:36Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:58:17 towards level 42.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 144803,
        "delta_seconds": -17897
    },
    {
        "id": 4740,
        "time": "2026-10-24T03:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "belmont [8/489] has challenged Terrific [259/309] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:18:01 is added to belmont's clock.",
        "source": "belmont",
        "source_roll": 8,
        "source_power": 489,
        "source_next_seconds": 181615,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 259,
        "dest_power": 309,
        "delta_seconds": 11881
    },
    {
        "id": 4760,
        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4762,
        "time": "2026-10-24T08:50:51Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "BleakSlime [399/475] has come upon Terrific [14/309] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:42:58 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.",
        "source": "BleakSlime",
        "source_roll": 399,
        "source_power": 475,
        "source_next_seconds": 185208,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 14,
        "dest_power": 309,
        "delta_seconds": -20578
    },
    {
        "id": 4839,
        "time": "2026-10-25T07:33:34Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [214/309] has come upon Schiz0 [405/485] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:23:02 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 214,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 21131,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
        "dest_roll": 405,
        "dest_power": 485,
        "delta_seconds": 1382
    },
    {
        "id": 4860,
        "time": "2026-10-25T13:25:43Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [52/309] has challenged Nek [309/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 52,
        "source_power": 309,
        "source_next_seconds": 327167,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 309,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 21403
    },
    {
        "id": 4869,
        "time": "2026-10-25T15:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir [424/570] has challenged Terrific [2/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:10:15 is removed from Noir's clock.",
        "source": "Noir",
        "source_roll": 424,
        "source_power": 570,
        "source_next_seconds": 167537,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 2,
        "dest_power": 309,
        "delta_seconds": -18615
    },
    {
        "id": 4911,
        "time": "2026-10-26T05:14:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "El_Pistolero [271/409] has challenged Terrific [296/309] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.",
        "source": "El_Pistolero",
        "source_roll": 271,
        "source_power": 409,
        "source_next_seconds": 282040,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 296,
        "dest_power": 309,
        "delta_seconds": 18451
    },
    {
        "id": 5024,
        "time": "2026-10-27T17:55:01Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "slackie, Nek, and Nightmare [1290/1447] have team battled Griz, Terrific, and Meanyz [266/1150] and won! 0 days, 08:57:18 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1290,
        "source_power": 1447,
        "dest_roll": 266,
        "dest_power": 1150,
        "sources": [
            "slackie",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Griz",
            "Terrific",
            "Meanyz"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -32238
    },
    {
        "id": 5095,
        "time": "2026-10-28T11:57:58Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Noir, bob, and Torrhen [869/1338] have team battled Hubert, Terrific, and trikster [38/1207] and won! 1 day, 12:45:47 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 869,
        "source_power": 1338,
        "dest_roll": 38,
        "dest_power": 1207,
        "sources": [
            "Noir",
            "bob",
            "Torrhen"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "Hubert",
            "Terrific",
            "trikster"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -132347
    },
    {
        "id": 5100,
        "time": "2026-10-28T12:51:52Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:08:20 towards level 43.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 62301,
        "delta_seconds": -7700
    },
    {
        "id": 5111,
        "time": "2026-10-28T16:44:51Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Carbooja's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Carbooja",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 5166,
        "time": "2026-10-29T07:11:34Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [219/318] has challenged otl [122/535] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:49:22 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 219,
        "source_power": 318,
        "source_next_seconds": 312124,
        "dest": "otl",
        "dest_roll": 122,
        "dest_power": 535,
        "delta_seconds": -42562
    },
    {
        "id": 5307,
        "time": "2026-10-31T01:27:28Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:33:17 towards level 44.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 147176,
        "delta_seconds": -12797
    },
    {
        "id": 5331,
        "time": "2026-10-31T07:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Poppers [239/669] has challenged Terrific [88/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:39:56 is removed from Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 239,
        "source_power": 669,
        "source_next_seconds": 410368,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 88,
        "dest_power": 318,
        "delta_seconds": -45596
    },
    {
        "id": 5375,
        "time": "2026-10-31T22:34:34Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [295/318] has come upon pavement [181/404] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:07:58 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 295,
        "source_power": 318,
        "source_next_seconds": 69110,
        "dest": "pavement",
        "dest_roll": 181,
        "dest_power": 404,
        "delta_seconds": -7678
    },
    {
        "id": 5406,
        "time": "2026-11-01T07:02:24Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "otl's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "otl",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    {
        "id": 5407,
        "time": "2026-11-01T07:04:04Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown, tmanscubs, and Nightmare [347/1020] have team battled frantichope, Terrific, and Griz [341/1110] and won! 0 days, 03:43:15 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 347,
        "source_power": 1020,
        "dest_roll": 341,
        "dest_power": 1110,
        "sources": [
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "tmanscubs",
            "Nightmare"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "frantichope",
            "Terrific",
            "Griz"
        ],
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    },
    {
        "id": 5438,
        "time": "2026-11-01T18:56:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [94/318] has challenged iron7 [285/391] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 94,
        "source_power": 318,
        "source_next_seconds": 440236,
        "dest": "iron7",
        "dest_roll": 285,
        "dest_power": 391,
        "delta_seconds": 28800
    },
    {
        "id": 5454,
        "time": "2026-11-01T22:27:31Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Terrific 1 day, 23:30:26 toward level 45.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 256541,
        "delta_seconds": -171026
    },
    {
        "id": 5467,
        "time": "2026-11-02T01:53:29Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Terrific 1 day, 06:31:21 toward level 45.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 134300,
        "delta_seconds": -109881
    },
    {
        "id": 5496,
        "time": "2026-11-02T11:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "pzy [87/832] has challenged Terrific [264/318] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:39:16 is added to pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 87,
        "source_power": 832,
        "source_next_seconds": 36019,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 264,
        "dest_power": 318,
        "delta_seconds": 2356
    },
    {
        "id": 5511,
        "time": "2026-11-02T16:05:34Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:37:02 from level 45.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 88999,
        "delta_seconds": 5822
    },
    {
        "id": 5532,
        "time": "2026-11-02T22:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trip [86/436] has challenged Terrific [283/318] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:46:06 is added to trip's clock.",
        "source": "trip",
        "source_roll": 86,
        "source_power": 436,
        "source_next_seconds": 647605,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 283,
        "dest_power": 318,
        "delta_seconds": 42366
    },
    {
        "id": 5594,
        "time": "2026-11-03T16:27:23Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "MicroSlop",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 5600,
        "time": "2026-11-03T18:08:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [45/357] has challenged AndrewBg [33/486] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 45,
        "source_power": 357,
        "source_next_seconds": 419995,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 33,
        "dest_power": 486,
        "delta_seconds": -57271
    },
    {
        "id": 5663,
        "time": "2026-11-04T12:48:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart, Toyful, and Terrific [673/896] have team battled bob, WorshipTheClown, and BleakSlime [706/1184] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:48 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 673,
        "source_power": 896,
        "dest_roll": 706,
        "dest_power": 1184,
        "sources": [
            "fart",
            "Toyful",
            "Terrific"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "bob",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "BleakSlime"
        ],
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    },
    {
        "id": 5796,
        "time": "2026-11-05T23:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SirBoolius [409/484] has challenged Terrific [130/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:17:09 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 409,
        "source_power": 484,
        "source_next_seconds": 183090,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 130,
        "dest_power": 357,
        "delta_seconds": -22629
    },
    {
        "id": 5800,
        "time": "2026-11-06T00:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "TonyGabagool [57/406] has challenged Terrific [215/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:34:43 is added to TonyGabagool's clock.",
        "source": "TonyGabagool",
        "source_roll": 57,
        "source_power": 406,
        "source_next_seconds": 692196,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 215,
        "dest_power": 357,
        "delta_seconds": 45283
    },
    {
        "id": 5813,
        "time": "2026-11-06T03:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [352/357] has challenged Carbooja [94/509] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:34:36 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 352,
        "source_power": 357,
        "source_next_seconds": 191566,
        "dest": "Carbooja",
        "dest_roll": 94,
        "dest_power": 509,
        "delta_seconds": -23676
    },
    {
        "id": 5819,
        "time": "2026-11-06T05:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "loopylou [331/514] has challenged Terrific [266/357] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:38:07 is removed from loopylou's clock.",
        "source": "loopylou",
        "source_roll": 331,
        "source_power": 514,
        "source_next_seconds": 193273,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 266,
        "dest_power": 357,
        "delta_seconds": -23887
    },
    {
        "id": 5838,
        "time": "2026-11-06T10:51:31Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific broke his compass. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:11:57 from level 46.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 176053,
        "delta_seconds": 11517
    },
    {
        "id": 5933,
        "time": "2026-11-07T14:39:55Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [254/357] has come upon AndrewBg [82/486] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:31:53 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 254,
        "source_power": 357,
        "source_next_seconds": 66836,
        "dest": "AndrewBg",
        "dest_roll": 82,
        "dest_power": 486,
        "delta_seconds": -9113
    },
    {
        "id": 5954,
        "time": "2026-11-07T19:57:37Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "JonasTheMenace [92/208] has challenged Terrific [337/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to JonasTheMenace's clock.",
        "source": "JonasTheMenace",
        "source_roll": 92,
        "source_power": 208,
        "source_next_seconds": 30439,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 337,
        "dest_power": 357,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
    },
    {
        "id": 5972,
        "time": "2026-11-07T23:52:49Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Terrific 0 days, 04:51:44 toward level 46.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 16158,
        "delta_seconds": -17504
    },
    {
        "id": 5973,
        "time": "2026-11-08T00:00:16Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific lost their mind. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:31:25 from level 46.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 17596,
        "delta_seconds": 1885
    },
    {
        "id": 5991,
        "time": "2026-11-08T04:53:31Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [241/357] has challenged bob [125/411] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:27:15 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 241,
        "source_power": 357,
        "source_next_seconds": 487193,
        "dest": "bob",
        "dest_roll": 125,
        "dest_power": 411,
        "delta_seconds": -66435
    },
    {
        "id": 6009,
        "time": "2026-11-08T09:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [266/357] has challenged cdb [104/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:42:17 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 266,
        "source_power": 357,
        "source_next_seconds": 414609,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 104,
        "dest_power": 353,
        "delta_seconds": -56537
    },
    {
        "id": 6046,
        "time": "2026-11-08T19:10:55Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:01 towards level 47.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 341294,
        "delta_seconds": -37921
    },
    {
        "id": 6073,
        "time": "2026-11-09T01:37:31Z",
        "type": "calamity",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "Terrific ate a very disagreeable fruit, getting a terrible case of heartburn. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:18:05 from level 47.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 337183,
        "delta_seconds": 19085
    },
    {
        "id": 6084,
        "time": "2026-11-09T05:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [221/357] has challenged CatTrucker [10/387] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:47:32 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 221,
        "source_power": 357,
        "source_next_seconds": 284921,
        "dest": "CatTrucker",
        "dest_roll": 10,
        "dest_power": 387,
        "delta_seconds": -38852
    },
    {
        "id": 6112,
        "time": "2026-11-09T14:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [83/357] has challenged darkcode [349/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:36 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 83,
        "source_power": 357,
        "source_next_seconds": 270197,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 349,
        "dest_power": 384,
        "delta_seconds": 17676
    },
    {
        "id": 6131,
        "time": "2026-11-09T19:51:34Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Terrific 1 day, 15:38:27 toward level 47.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_next_seconds": 107657,
        "delta_seconds": -142707
    },
    {
        "id": 6140,
        "time": "2026-11-09T22:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Ugluk [257/396] has challenged Terrific [315/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:07:00 is added to Ugluk's clock.",
        "source": "Ugluk",
        "source_roll": 257,
        "source_power": 396,
        "source_next_seconds": 226548,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 315,
        "dest_power": 357,
        "delta_seconds": 14820
    },
    {
        "id": 6150,
        "time": "2026-11-10T00:43:41Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "MicroSlop",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "JonasTheMenace",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Toyful",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 6154,
        "time": "2026-11-10T01:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004 [43/510] has challenged Terrific [227/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 21:37:10 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.",
        "source": "itWasntMe2004",
        "source_roll": 43,
        "source_power": 510,
        "source_next_seconds": 1189692,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 227,
        "dest_power": 357,
        "delta_seconds": 77830
    },
    {
        "id": 6156,
        "time": "2026-11-10T01:43:25Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Terrific [219/357] has come upon animeman [194/371] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:50:04 is removed from Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 219,
        "source_power": 357,
        "source_next_seconds": 82560,
        "dest": "animeman",
        "dest_roll": 194,
        "dest_power": 371,
        "delta_seconds": -10204
    },
    {
        "id": 6160,
        "time": "2026-11-10T03:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [195/357] has challenged irpg [431/743] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:07:50 is added to Terrific's clock.",
        "source": "Terrific",
        "source_roll": 195,
        "source_power": 357,
        "source_next_seconds": 84374,
        "dest": "irpg",
        "dest_roll": 431,
        "dest_power": 743,
        "delta_seconds": 7670
    },
    {
        "id": 6179,
        "time": "2026-11-10T08:17:07Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "leonardo [106/661] has challenged Terrific [343/357] in combat and lost! 0 days, 22:36:36 is added to leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 106,
        "source_power": 661,
        "source_next_seconds": 1244205,
        "dest": "Terrific",
        "dest_roll": 343,
        "dest_power": 357,
        "delta_seconds": 81396
    },
    {
        "id": 6202,
        "time": "2026-11-10T16:55:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Terrific [284/357] has challenged frantichope [434/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:41:26 is added to Terrific's clock.",
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        "source_power": 357,
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        "time": "2026-11-10T19:10:49Z",
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        "message": "onehotalien, Catalypse, and Failzorro [123/1150] have team battled Terrific, Charu, and Mohit29 [931/1414] and lost! 0 days, 10:51:53 is added to their clocks.",
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        "source_power": 1150,
        "dest_roll": 931,
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            "Failzorro"
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        "time": "2026-11-10T23:55:13Z",
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        "source_roll": 271,
        "source_power": 357,
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        "time": "2026-11-11T03:03:04Z",
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            "Zombocom",
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        "time": "2026-11-11T14:42:00Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "MicroSlop, trip, and pzy [765/1810] have team battled Meanyz, Terrific, and WillFence [934/1611] and lost! 0 days, 08:29:19 is added to their clocks.",
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