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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [4/29] has challenged WillFence [75/222] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-06T10:43:06Z",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [104/205] has challenged Poppers [13/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "fart, WorshipTheClown, and SirBoolius [42/644] have team battled Nek, WillFence, and leonardo [441/822] and lost! 0 days, 00:26:41 is added to their clocks.",
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        "time": "2026-09-07T01:52:09Z",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [19/194] has challenged SRJanit0r [28/69] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-07T02:35:07Z",
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        "message": "Nachtzeit [53/65] has challenged WorshipTheClown [8/194] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:03:34 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-09-07T16:46:34Z",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [60/200] has challenged Irulon [307/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "Schiz0 [99/335] has challenged WorshipTheClown [142/200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to Schiz0's clock.",
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        "message": "ruckinfok [177/210] has challenged WorshipTheClown [172/200] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:44:39 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [194/200] has challenged leonardo [308/359] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "animeman [91/183] has challenged WorshipTheClown [132/200] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to animeman's clock.",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [167/232] has challenged negative [132/354] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:17:15 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "Kognac [301/308] has come upon WorshipTheClown [209/232] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:13:38 is removed from Kognac's clock.",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [253/262] has challenged pzy [296/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:51:34 from level 32.",
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        "message": "ruckinfok [142/277] has challenged WorshipTheClown [102/262] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:47:12 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [137/262] has challenged belmont [169/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "time": "2026-09-12T07:17:28Z",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [193/262] has challenged Kognac [260/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [30/262] has challenged Kuato [247/267] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "Irulon, Nachtzeit, and belmont [509/984] have team battled WorshipTheClown, Borat, and Meanyz [862/1029] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:26 is added to their clocks.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [232/293] has challenged ruckinfok [64/308] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "type": "evilness",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 01:15:39 is added to his clock.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [232/324] has challenged denahv [136/254] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:17:00 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [246/324] has come upon Charu [236/652] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 16:37:52 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "otl's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
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            "Borat",
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            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
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            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
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            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
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            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
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            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "WorshipTheClown",
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            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
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            "onehotalien",
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            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
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            "tmanscubs",
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        "message": "MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "MicroSlop",
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            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
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            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
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            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
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            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
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            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
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            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
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            "WorshipTheClown",
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            "darkcode",
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            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
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            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
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            "loopylou",
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            "onehotalien",
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            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "sYN4P515",
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            "tmanscubs",
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        "type": "evilness",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown stole Noir's level 37 charm while they were sleeping! WorshipTheClown leaves his old level 36 charm behind, which Noir then takes.",
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        "time": "2026-11-04T12:48:22Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "fart, Toyful, and Terrific [673/896] have team battled bob, WorshipTheClown, and BleakSlime [706/1184] and lost! 0 days, 00:19:48 is added to their clocks.",
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        "time": "2026-11-05T00:25:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [139/325] has challenged Griz [75/389] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "message": "onehotalien [242/474] has challenged WorshipTheClown [265/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to onehotalien's clock.",
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        "type": "calamity",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:54:10 from level 40.",
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    {
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        "time": "2026-11-06T15:48:58Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
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        "message": "BusterGonad, Hubert, and Schiz0 [1537/1585] have team battled Meanyz, WorshipTheClown, and CocoaPuff [917/1407] and won! 0 days, 08:32:21 is removed from their clocks.",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "fknChaos [226/522] has challenged WorshipTheClown [183/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:08:03 is removed from fknChaos's clock.",
        "source": "fknChaos",
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        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "WorshipTheClown found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:10:59 towards level 40.",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [146/325] has challenged Failzorro [270/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.",
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        "type": "collision",
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        "message": "bob [141/384] has come upon WorshipTheClown [301/325] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:55:47 is added to bob's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-11-08T17:21:01Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "sYN4P515 [11/652] has challenged WorshipTheClown [230/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:05 is added to sYN4P515's clock.",
        "source": "sYN4P515",
        "source_roll": 11,
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        "source_next_seconds": 3746,
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        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "MicroSlop",
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            "BleakSlime",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
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            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
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            "Frostypirate",
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            "JonasTheMenace",
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            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
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            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
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            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Toyful",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
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            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
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            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
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            "slackie",
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            "trikster",
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        "message": "JonasTheMenace [255/292] has challenged WorshipTheClown [247/325] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:39:35 is removed from JonasTheMenace's clock.",
        "source": "JonasTheMenace",
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        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown [99/339] has challenged Hubert [73/657] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from WorshipTheClown's clock.",
        "source": "WorshipTheClown",
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        "message": "WorshipTheClown walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:58:42 from level 42.",
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