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        "id": 3909,
        "time": "2026-10-14T23:26:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Catsup [245/277] has challenged deltatwotwo [8/20] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from Catsup's clock.",
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        "time": "2026-10-15T00:10:42Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [5/29] has challenged cdb [288/353] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:58 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 5,
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        "time": "2026-10-15T00:40:57Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "deltatwotwo [22/37] has challenged gylgamesh [37/442] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:02:17 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 22,
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        "time": "2026-10-15T01:54:06Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [13/54] has challenged El_Pistolero [157/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:03:05 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 13,
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        "time": "2026-10-15T04:31:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [48/82] has challenged LongDong [223/503] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 48,
        "source_power": 82,
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        "time": "2026-10-15T09:25:15Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "item",
        "message": "A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on deltatwotwo's tunic! deltatwotwo's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.",
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        "time": "2026-10-15T12:30:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [75/125] has challenged sheppard [126/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 75,
        "source_power": 125,
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        "time": "2026-10-15T15:05:03Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [49/146] has challenged Kognac [244/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:11:44 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
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        "source_power": 146,
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        "time": "2026-10-15T18:04:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [28/146] has challenged TonyGabagool [214/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 28,
        "source_power": 146,
        "source_next_seconds": 12493,
        "dest": "TonyGabagool",
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    {
        "id": 4017,
        "time": "2026-10-16T01:18:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [145/161] has challenged Failzorro [42/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:48 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 145,
        "source_power": 161,
        "source_next_seconds": 13983,
        "dest": "Failzorro",
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        "dest_power": 302,
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        "id": 4035,
        "time": "2026-10-16T05:39:36Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "tmanscubs [26/186] has challenged deltatwotwo [150/161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 26,
        "source_power": 186,
        "source_next_seconds": 30439,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 150,
        "dest_power": 161,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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    {
        "id": 4056,
        "time": "2026-10-16T12:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Poppers [51/387] has challenged deltatwotwo [143/174] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:24:55 is added to Poppers's clock.",
        "source": "Poppers",
        "source_roll": 51,
        "source_power": 387,
        "source_next_seconds": 408054,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 143,
        "dest_power": 174,
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        "time": "2026-10-16T14:10:06Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "deltatwotwo was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:07:03 towards level 25.",
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        "source_next_seconds": 6636,
        "delta_seconds": -423
    },
    {
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        "time": "2026-10-16T16:00:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [124/181] has challenged iron7 [372/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 124,
        "source_power": 181,
        "source_next_seconds": 26240,
        "dest": "iron7",
        "dest_roll": 372,
        "dest_power": 375,
        "delta_seconds": 1716
    },
    {
        "id": 4104,
        "time": "2026-10-16T23:18:00Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [124/188] has challenged Catsup [158/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 124,
        "source_power": 188,
        "source_next_seconds": 30439,
        "dest": "Catsup",
        "dest_roll": 158,
        "dest_power": 281,
        "delta_seconds": 1991
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        "id": 4121,
        "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Failzorro",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "Kuato",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    {
        "id": 4129,
        "time": "2026-10-17T05:59:21Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "itWasntMe2004, laama, and deltatwotwo [593/1145] have team battled pavement, frantichope, and Kognac [122/1145] and won! 0 days, 00:22:42 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 593,
        "source_power": 1145,
        "dest_roll": 122,
        "dest_power": 1145,
        "sources": [
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "deltatwotwo"
        ],
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            "pavement",
            "frantichope",
            "Kognac"
        ],
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    {
        "id": 4131,
        "time": "2026-10-17T06:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "hostyle [199/379] has challenged deltatwotwo [46/188] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:41 is removed from hostyle's clock.",
        "source": "hostyle",
        "source_roll": 199,
        "source_power": 379,
        "source_next_seconds": 34029,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 46,
        "dest_power": 188,
        "delta_seconds": -2561
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    {
        "id": 4135,
        "time": "2026-10-17T07:40:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [187/188] has challenged Meanyz [327/392] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 187,
        "source_power": 188,
        "source_next_seconds": 35310,
        "dest": "Meanyz",
        "dest_roll": 327,
        "dest_power": 392,
        "delta_seconds": 2310
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    {
        "id": 4147,
        "time": "2026-10-17T10:05:03Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [75/188] has come upon loopylou [14/493] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:44:24 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 75,
        "source_power": 188,
        "source_next_seconds": 23985,
        "dest": "loopylou",
        "dest_roll": 14,
        "dest_power": 493,
        "delta_seconds": -2664
    },
    {
        "id": 4178,
        "time": "2026-10-17T18:02:12Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [76/195] has challenged Katara [209/456] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 76,
        "source_power": 195,
        "source_next_seconds": 40959,
        "dest": "Katara",
        "dest_roll": 209,
        "dest_power": 456,
        "delta_seconds": 2679
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    {
        "id": 4181,
        "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "iron7",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 4218,
        "time": "2026-10-18T05:34:39Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [37/195] has challenged Carbooja [251/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 37,
        "source_power": 195,
        "source_next_seconds": 47513,
        "dest": "Carbooja",
        "dest_roll": 251,
        "dest_power": 496,
        "delta_seconds": 3108
    },
    {
        "id": 4253,
        "time": "2026-10-18T14:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "cdb [120/353] has challenged deltatwotwo [121/195] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:52:30 is added to cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 120,
        "source_power": 353,
        "source_next_seconds": 268271,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 121,
        "dest_power": 195,
        "delta_seconds": 17550
    },
    {
        "id": 4256,
        "time": "2026-10-18T15:01:33Z",
        "type": "hog",
        "outcome": "bless",
        "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried deltatwotwo 0 days, 02:42:01 toward level 30.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_next_seconds": 3781,
        "delta_seconds": -9721
    },
    {
        "id": 4260,
        "time": "2026-10-18T16:04:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [202/232] has challenged darkcode [272/339] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 202,
        "source_power": 232,
        "source_next_seconds": 55114,
        "dest": "darkcode",
        "dest_roll": 272,
        "dest_power": 339,
        "delta_seconds": 3605
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    {
        "id": 4289,
        "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "animeman",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "animeman",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 4312,
        "time": "2026-10-19T07:35:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [143/249] has challenged Irulon [54/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:59:30 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 143,
        "source_power": 249,
        "source_next_seconds": 52581,
        "dest": "Irulon",
        "dest_roll": 54,
        "dest_power": 430,
        "delta_seconds": -7170
    },
    {
        "id": 4339,
        "time": "2026-10-19T14:34:51Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "SirBoolius [159/447] has challenged deltatwotwo [131/249] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:53:48 is removed from SirBoolius's clock.",
        "source": "SirBoolius",
        "source_roll": 159,
        "source_power": 447,
        "source_next_seconds": 329858,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 131,
        "dest_power": 249,
        "delta_seconds": -24828
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    {
        "id": 4342,
        "time": "2026-10-19T15:53:33Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [207/249] has come upon ToddHoward [22/380] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:41:39 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 207,
        "source_power": 249,
        "source_next_seconds": 20223,
        "dest": "ToddHoward",
        "dest_roll": 22,
        "dest_power": 380,
        "delta_seconds": -2499
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    {
        "id": 4362,
        "time": "2026-10-19T21:30:33Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [133/261] has challenged pzy [302/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 133,
        "source_power": 261,
        "source_next_seconds": 74162,
        "dest": "pzy",
        "dest_roll": 302,
        "dest_power": 440,
        "delta_seconds": 4851
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-20T11:41:09Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Charu, Catsup, and deltatwotwo [1076/1301] have team battled BusterGonad, leonardo, and Poppers [746/1501] and won! 0 days, 01:17:05 is removed from their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 1076,
        "source_power": 1301,
        "dest_roll": 746,
        "dest_power": 1501,
        "sources": [
            "Charu",
            "Catsup",
            "deltatwotwo"
        ],
        "dests": [
            "BusterGonad",
            "leonardo",
            "Poppers"
        ],
        "delta_seconds": -4625
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    {
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        "time": "2026-10-20T16:49:30Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [115/271] has challenged slackie [247/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 115,
        "source_power": 271,
        "source_next_seconds": 86029,
        "dest": "slackie",
        "dest_roll": 247,
        "dest_power": 550,
        "delta_seconds": 5628
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    {
        "id": 4458,
        "time": "2026-10-20T23:16:48Z",
        "type": "team_battle",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "trip, Nightmare, and CatTrucker [126/1144] have team battled deltatwotwo, onehotalien, and sYN4P515 [1231/1361] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:41 is added to their clocks.",
        "source_roll": 126,
        "source_power": 1144,
        "dest_roll": 1231,
        "dest_power": 1361,
        "sources": [
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            "Nightmare",
            "CatTrucker"
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            "deltatwotwo",
            "onehotalien",
            "sYN4P515"
        ],
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        "time": "2026-10-21T16:43:21Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [271/320] has challenged cdb [113/353] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:50:59 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 271,
        "source_power": 320,
        "source_next_seconds": 83006,
        "dest": "cdb",
        "dest_roll": 113,
        "dest_power": 353,
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    },
    {
        "id": 4554,
        "time": "2026-10-22T02:32:48Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "MicroSlop [420/422] has challenged deltatwotwo [81/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:36:21 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.",
        "source": "MicroSlop",
        "source_roll": 420,
        "source_power": 422,
        "source_next_seconds": 439085,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 81,
        "dest_power": 320,
        "delta_seconds": -38181
    },
    {
        "id": 4558,
        "time": "2026-10-22T04:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "TonyGabagool [387/537] has challenged deltatwotwo [63/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:38:53 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.",
        "source": "TonyGabagool",
        "source_roll": 387,
        "source_power": 537,
        "source_next_seconds": 316640,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 63,
        "dest_power": 320,
        "delta_seconds": -27533
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    {
        "id": 4579,
        "time": "2026-10-22T09:08:00Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [68/320] has come upon Carbooja [52/509] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:39:53 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 68,
        "source_power": 320,
        "source_next_seconds": 21537,
        "dest": "Carbooja",
        "dest_roll": 52,
        "dest_power": 509,
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        "id": 4586,
        "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
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        "time": "2026-10-22T15:28:24Z",
        "type": "combat",
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        "message": "deltatwotwo [51/347] has challenged MicroSlop [138/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 51,
        "source_power": 347,
        "source_next_seconds": 115761,
        "dest": "MicroSlop",
        "dest_roll": 138,
        "dest_power": 422,
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        "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "gylgamesh",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 4728,
        "time": "2026-10-24T00:02:18Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [202/347] has challenged shinkfive [169/507] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 202,
        "source_power": 347,
        "source_next_seconds": 111694,
        "dest": "shinkfive",
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        "dest_power": 507,
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    },
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        "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Irulon",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nachtzeit",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 4793,
        "time": "2026-10-24T18:18:27Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "ikirudennis [374/425] has challenged deltatwotwo [119/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:21:46 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.",
        "source": "ikirudennis",
        "source_roll": 374,
        "source_power": 425,
        "source_next_seconds": 595616,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 119,
        "dest_power": 347,
        "delta_seconds": -58906
    },
    {
        "id": 4808,
        "time": "2026-10-24T22:13:47Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Nightmare [202/342] has challenged deltatwotwo [179/347] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Nightmare's clock.",
        "source": "Nightmare",
        "source_roll": 202,
        "source_power": 342,
        "source_next_seconds": 206782,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 179,
        "dest_power": 347,
        "delta_seconds": -20450
    },
    {
        "id": 4840,
        "time": "2026-10-25T07:38:46Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [208/363] has challenged Schiz0 [127/485] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:51:09 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 208,
        "source_power": 363,
        "source_next_seconds": 128109,
        "dest": "Schiz0",
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        "dest_power": 485,
        "delta_seconds": -17469
    },
    {
        "id": 4845,
        "time": "2026-10-25T09:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "cdb [154/353] has challenged deltatwotwo [55/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:54:36 is removed from cdb's clock.",
        "source": "cdb",
        "source_roll": 154,
        "source_power": 353,
        "source_next_seconds": 506325,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 55,
        "dest_power": 363,
        "delta_seconds": -50076
    },
    {
        "id": 4942,
        "time": "2026-10-26T14:16:16Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "deltatwotwo found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:35:43 towards level 38.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_next_seconds": 15719,
        "delta_seconds": -2143
    },
    {
        "id": 4956,
        "time": "2026-10-26T18:38:13Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [116/363] has challenged SirBoolius [81/484] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 116,
        "source_power": 363,
        "source_next_seconds": 150295,
        "dest": "SirBoolius",
        "dest_roll": 81,
        "dest_power": 484,
        "delta_seconds": -18575
    },
    {
        "id": 5097,
        "time": "2026-10-28T12:23:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [248/363] has challenged fknChaos [172/506] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:31:46 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 248,
        "source_power": 363,
        "source_next_seconds": 172384,
        "dest": "fknChaos",
        "dest_roll": 172,
        "dest_power": 506,
        "delta_seconds": -23506
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        "id": 5111,
        "time": "2026-10-28T16:44:51Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "Carbooja's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "Carbooja",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "cdb",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
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    },
    {
        "id": 5162,
        "time": "2026-10-29T06:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "leonardo [441/661] has challenged deltatwotwo [130/363] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:47:12 is removed from leonardo's clock.",
        "source": "leonardo",
        "source_roll": 441,
        "source_power": 661,
        "source_next_seconds": 501840,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 130,
        "dest_power": 363,
        "delta_seconds": -49632
    },
    {
        "id": 5176,
        "time": "2026-10-29T10:21:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "ToddHoward [220/590] has challenged deltatwotwo [327/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to ToddHoward's clock.",
        "source": "ToddHoward",
        "source_roll": 220,
        "source_power": 590,
        "source_next_seconds": 924647,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 327,
        "dest_power": 363,
        "delta_seconds": 60490
    },
    {
        "id": 5196,
        "time": "2026-10-29T18:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "AndrewBg [243/478] has challenged deltatwotwo [285/363] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:44:01 is added to AndrewBg's clock.",
        "source": "AndrewBg",
        "source_roll": 243,
        "source_power": 478,
        "source_next_seconds": 205469,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 285,
        "dest_power": 363,
        "delta_seconds": 13441
    },
    {
        "id": 5200,
        "time": "2026-10-29T19:25:37Z",
        "type": "collision",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "otl [205/535] has come upon deltatwotwo [133/363] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:56:19 is removed from otl's clock.",
        "source": "otl",
        "source_roll": 205,
        "source_power": 535,
        "source_next_seconds": 70567,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 133,
        "dest_power": 363,
        "delta_seconds": -6979
    },
    {
        "id": 5256,
        "time": "2026-10-30T12:57:40Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [346/368] has challenged Nek [441/554] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 346,
        "source_power": 368,
        "source_next_seconds": 243138,
        "dest": "Nek",
        "dest_roll": 441,
        "dest_power": 554,
        "delta_seconds": 15906
    },
    {
        "id": 5264,
        "time": "2026-10-30T14:30:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "tmanscubs [222/345] has challenged deltatwotwo [105/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.",
        "source": "tmanscubs",
        "source_roll": 222,
        "source_power": 345,
        "source_next_seconds": 204509,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 105,
        "dest_power": 368,
        "delta_seconds": -22723
    },
    {
        "id": 5270,
        "time": "2026-10-30T15:23:16Z",
        "type": "godsend",
        "outcome": "time",
        "message": "deltatwotwo hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:48:48 towards level 41.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_next_seconds": 206277,
        "delta_seconds": -28128
    },
    {
        "id": 5281,
        "time": "2026-10-30T18:13:19Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "Carbooja [84/509] has challenged deltatwotwo [134/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to Carbooja's clock.",
        "source": "Carbooja",
        "source_roll": 84,
        "source_power": 509,
        "source_next_seconds": 440236,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 134,
        "dest_power": 368,
        "delta_seconds": 28800
    },
    {
        "id": 5335,
        "time": "2026-10-31T08:07:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "Frostypirate [400/455] has challenged deltatwotwo [101/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Frostypirate's clock.",
        "source": "Frostypirate",
        "source_roll": 400,
        "source_power": 455,
        "source_next_seconds": 237231,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 101,
        "dest_power": 368,
        "delta_seconds": -26358
    },
    {
        "id": 5350,
        "time": "2026-10-31T14:18:58Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "win",
        "message": "pzy [190/832] has challenged deltatwotwo [2/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:39:47 is removed from pzy's clock.",
        "source": "pzy",
        "source_roll": 190,
        "source_power": 832,
        "source_next_seconds": 183491,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 2,
        "dest_power": 368,
        "delta_seconds": -20387
    },
    {
        "id": 5386,
        "time": "2026-11-01T01:30:10Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "BlueSamurai [241/411] has challenged deltatwotwo [351/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.",
        "source": "BlueSamurai",
        "source_roll": 241,
        "source_power": 411,
        "source_next_seconds": 687163,
        "dest": "deltatwotwo",
        "dest_roll": 351,
        "dest_power": 368,
        "delta_seconds": 44954
    },
    {
        "id": 5406,
        "time": "2026-11-01T07:02:24Z",
        "type": "quest_penalty",
        "message": "otl's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.",
        "source": "otl",
        "affected": [
            "AndrewBg",
            "BleakSlime",
            "BlueSamurai",
            "Borat",
            "BusterGonad",
            "Carbooja",
            "CatTrucker",
            "Catalypse",
            "Catsup",
            "Charu",
            "CocoaPuff",
            "El_Pistolero",
            "EvilWalks",
            "Failzorro",
            "Frostypirate",
            "Griz",
            "Hubert",
            "Irulon",
            "Katara",
            "Kognac",
            "LongDong",
            "Meanyz",
            "MicroSlop",
            "Mohit29",
            "Nek",
            "Nightmare",
            "Noir",
            "Poppers",
            "Schiz0",
            "SirBoolius",
            "Sirius49",
            "Terrific",
            "ToddHoward",
            "TonyGabagool",
            "Torrhen",
            "Ugluk",
            "WillFence",
            "WorshipTheClown",
            "Zombocom",
            "belmont",
            "bob",
            "darkcode",
            "deltatwotwo",
            "fart",
            "fknChaos",
            "frantichope",
            "gylgamesh",
            "hostyle",
            "ikirudennis",
            "iron7",
            "itWasntMe2004",
            "laama",
            "leonardo",
            "loopylou",
            "martsvin",
            "meter",
            "negative",
            "onehotalien",
            "otl",
            "pavement",
            "pzy",
            "ruckinfok",
            "sYN4P515",
            "sheppard",
            "shinkfive",
            "slackie",
            "tmanscubs",
            "trikster",
            "trip"
        ]
    },
    {
        "id": 5466,
        "time": "2026-11-02T01:28:25Z",
        "type": "combat",
        "outcome": "loss",
        "message": "deltatwotwo [71/368] has challenged ToddHoward [519/590] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.",
        "source": "deltatwotwo",
        "source_roll": 71,
        "source_power": 368,
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