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All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. 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0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 136, "source_power": 268, "source_next_seconds": 53179, "dest": "Meanyz", "dest_roll": 63, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": -6572 }, { "id": 3891, "time": "2026-10-14T18:04:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker [189/551] has challenged sheppard [56/268] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:45:53 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 189, "source_power": 551, "source_next_seconds": 514875, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 56, "dest_power": 268, "delta_seconds": -38753 }, { "id": 3907, "time": "2026-10-14T22:47:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [212/274] has challenged laama [21/466] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:55:31 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 212, "source_power": 274, "source_next_seconds": 62380, "dest": "laama", "dest_roll": 21, "dest_power": 466, "delta_seconds": -6931 }, { "id": 3912, "time": "2026-10-15T00:11:15Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "ruckinfok, Failzorro, and ToddHoward [751/1189] have team battled Hubert, sheppard, and cdb [157/1128] and won! 0 days, 04:20:46 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 751, "source_power": 1189, "dest_roll": 157, "dest_power": 1128, "sources": [ "ruckinfok", "Failzorro", "ToddHoward" ], "dests": [ "Hubert", "sheppard", "cdb" ], "delta_seconds": -15646 }, { "id": 3945, "time": "2026-10-15T09:05:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pavement [45/261] has challenged sheppard [118/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 45, "source_power": 261, "source_next_seconds": 55114, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 118, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": 3605 }, { "id": 3962, "time": "2026-10-15T12:30:18Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "deltatwotwo [75/125] has challenged sheppard [126/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:10:07 is added to deltatwotwo's clock.", "source": "deltatwotwo", "source_roll": 75, "source_power": 125, "source_next_seconds": 9284, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": 607 }, { "id": 3974, "time": "2026-10-15T15:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "CatTrucker [196/551] has challenged sheppard [35/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:51:11 is removed from CatTrucker's clock.", "source": "CatTrucker", "source_roll": 196, "source_power": 551, "source_next_seconds": 366528, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 35, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -31871 }, { "id": 3976, "time": "2026-10-15T16:06:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [42/274] has challenged Schiz0 [243/485] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 42, "source_power": 274, "source_next_seconds": 86029, "dest": "Schiz0", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 485, "delta_seconds": 5628 }, { "id": 3996, "time": "2026-10-15T19:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Noir [442/570] has challenged sheppard [268/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:07:26 is removed from Noir's clock.", "source": "Noir", "source_roll": 442, "source_power": 570, "source_next_seconds": 501937, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 268, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -43646 }, { "id": 3998, "time": "2026-10-15T20:12:54Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [156/281] has challenged sheppard [126/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:21 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 156, "source_power": 281, "source_next_seconds": 85804, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -7461 }, { "id": 4049, "time": "2026-10-16T09:20:48Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [47/655] has challenged sheppard [37/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:16:16 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 47, "source_power": 655, "source_next_seconds": 590833, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 37, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -51376 }, { "id": 4070, "time": "2026-10-16T15:10:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "pavement [160/307] has challenged sheppard [227/274] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:20:51 is added to pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 160, "source_power": 307, "source_next_seconds": 74162, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 227, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": 4851 }, { "id": 4085, "time": "2026-10-16T18:43:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [180/274] has challenged Carbooja [236/496] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 180, "source_power": 274, "source_next_seconds": 99793, "dest": "Carbooja", "dest_roll": 236, "dest_power": 496, "delta_seconds": 6528 }, { "id": 4089, "time": "2026-10-16T20:03:00Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [98/281] has challenged sheppard [73/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 98, "source_power": 281, "source_next_seconds": 99533, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 73, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -8655 }, { "id": 4114, "time": "2026-10-17T01:44:57Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "frantichope [308/407] has come upon sheppard [17/274] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:13:37 is removed from frantichope's clock.", "source": "frantichope", "source_roll": 308, "source_power": 407, "source_next_seconds": 381996, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -33217 }, { "id": 4117, "time": "2026-10-17T02:17:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Frostypirate [168/323] has challenged sheppard [89/274] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:19:40 is removed from Frostypirate's clock.", "source": "Frostypirate", "source_roll": 168, "source_power": 323, "source_next_seconds": 54971, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 89, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -4780 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4141, "time": "2026-10-17T09:06:06Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "sheppard fell into a hole. 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4202, "time": "2026-10-18T00:39:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [74/274] has challenged animeman [178/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 74, "source_power": 274, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 178, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 4236, "time": "2026-10-18T11:16:24Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "belmont [174/495] has come upon sheppard [69/274] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:11:46 is removed from belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 174, "source_power": 495, "source_next_seconds": 49519, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 69, "dest_power": 274, "delta_seconds": -4306 }, { "id": 4262, "time": "2026-10-18T17:05:21Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "sheppard was bitten by a radioactive spider! 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Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4313, "time": "2026-10-19T07:48:39Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [137/291] has challenged leonardo [297/661] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 137, "source_power": 291, "source_next_seconds": 134282, "dest": "leonardo", "dest_roll": 297, "dest_power": 661, "delta_seconds": 8784 }, { "id": 4341, "time": "2026-10-19T15:30:09Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Griz [110/331] has come upon sheppard [77/291] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:17:21 is removed from Griz's clock.", "source": "Griz", "source_roll": 110, "source_power": 331, "source_next_seconds": 265334, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 77, "dest_power": 291, "delta_seconds": -26241 }, { "id": 4361, "time": "2026-10-19T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "negative [445/499] has challenged sheppard [274/291] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:39 is removed from negative's clock.", "source": "negative", "source_roll": 445, "source_power": 499, "source_next_seconds": 462683, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 274, "dest_power": 291, "delta_seconds": -45759 }, { "id": 4450, "time": "2026-10-20T21:06:42Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [16/320] has challenged El_Pistolero [146/402] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 16, "source_power": 320, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "El_Pistolero", "dest_roll": 146, "dest_power": 402, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 4531, "time": "2026-10-21T19:40:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "otl [395/535] has challenged sheppard [60/320] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:26 is removed from otl's clock.", "source": "otl", "source_roll": 395, "source_power": 535, "source_next_seconds": 677917, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 60, "dest_power": 320, "delta_seconds": -67046 }, { "id": 4580, "time": "2026-10-22T09:09:45Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [164/320] has come upon fart [134/372] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 00:51:58 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 164, "source_power": 320, "source_next_seconds": 22870, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 134, "dest_power": 372, "delta_seconds": -3118 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4614, "time": "2026-10-22T15:48:15Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "sheppard sharpened the edge of his weapon! sheppard's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "sheppard", "percent": 10, "item": "weapon" }, { "id": 4615, "time": "2026-10-22T16:02:45Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [124/322] has challenged Torrhen [19/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:09:35 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 124, "source_power": 322, "source_next_seconds": 150295, "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_roll": 19, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": -18575 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4768, "time": "2026-10-24T11:00:21Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [287/322] has challenged Nek [393/550] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 287, "source_power": 322, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "Nek", "dest_roll": 393, "dest_power": 550, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 4907, "time": "2026-10-26T03:19:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "martsvin [130/304] has challenged sheppard [119/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:17:09 is removed from martsvin's clock.", "source": "martsvin", "source_roll": 130, "source_power": 304, "source_next_seconds": 374407, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 119, "dest_power": 322, "delta_seconds": -37029 }, { "id": 4921, "time": "2026-10-26T07:32:10Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob, meter, and WillFence [1484/1490] have team battled CatTrucker, sheppard, and negative [791/1115] and won! 0 days, 11:25:54 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1484, "source_power": 1490, "dest_roll": 791, "dest_power": 1115, "sources": [ "bob", "meter", "WillFence" ], "dests": [ "CatTrucker", "sheppard", "negative" ], "delta_seconds": -41154 }, { "id": 4963, "time": "2026-10-26T21:20:40Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [239/322] has challenged MicroSlop [269/422] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 322, "source_next_seconds": 243138, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 269, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": 15906 }, { "id": 4981, "time": "2026-10-27T04:00:13Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "item", "message": "sheppard's shield was damaged by a dragon's fiery breath! sheppard's shield loses 10% of its effectiveness.", "source": "sheppard", "percent": 10, "item": "shield" }, { "id": 5111, "time": "2026-10-28T16:44:51Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Carbooja's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Carbooja", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5123, "time": "2026-10-28T20:49:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Zombocom [346/379] has challenged sheppard [199/318] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from Zombocom's clock.", "source": "Zombocom", "source_roll": 346, "source_power": 379, "source_next_seconds": 237231, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 199, "dest_power": 318, "delta_seconds": -26358 }, { "id": 5195, "time": "2026-10-29T17:40:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [125/322] has challenged irpg [691/758] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:19:18 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 125, "source_power": 322, "source_next_seconds": 289947, "dest": "irpg", "dest_roll": 691, "dest_power": 758, "delta_seconds": 26358 }, { "id": 5205, "time": "2026-10-29T21:06:19Z", "type": "quest_complete", "message": "sheppard, belmont, ToddHoward, and ikirudennis have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.", "sources": [ "sheppard", "belmont", "ToddHoward", "ikirudennis" ], "percent": 25 }, { "id": 5233, "time": "2026-10-30T05:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "BusterGonad [392/448] has challenged sheppard [243/322] in combat and won! 1 day, 04:53:28 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.", "source": "BusterGonad", "source_roll": 392, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 936080, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 243, "dest_power": 322, "delta_seconds": -104008 }, { "id": 5266, "time": "2026-10-30T14:49:40Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "sheppard was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:23 from level 42.", "source": "sheppard", "source_next_seconds": 153050, "delta_seconds": 8663 }, { "id": 5274, "time": "2026-10-30T16:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong [271/515] has challenged sheppard [247/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:34 is removed from LongDong's clock.", "source": "LongDong", "source_roll": 271, "source_power": 515, "source_next_seconds": 183913, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 247, "dest_power": 322, "delta_seconds": -20434 }, { "id": 5398, "time": "2026-11-01T04:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catalypse [290/367] has challenged sheppard [145/322] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:18:56 is removed from Catalypse's clock.", "source": "Catalypse", "source_roll": 290, "source_power": 367, "source_next_seconds": 399030, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 145, "dest_power": 322, "delta_seconds": -44336 }, { "id": 5406, "time": "2026-11-01T07:02:24Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "otl's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "otl", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5419, "time": "2026-11-01T10:14:16Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [177/322] has challenged ruckinfok [35/512] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:11:31 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 177, "source_power": 322, "source_next_seconds": 269073, "dest": "ruckinfok", "dest_roll": 35, "dest_power": 512, "delta_seconds": -36691 }, { "id": 5493, "time": "2026-11-02T10:23:43Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "fart, Irulon, and Poppers [1391/1528] have team battled El_Pistolero, gylgamesh, and sheppard [561/1218] and won! 0 days, 00:45:02 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1391, "source_power": 1528, "dest_roll": 561, "dest_power": 1218, "sources": [ "fart", "Irulon", "Poppers" ], "dests": [ "El_Pistolero", "gylgamesh", "sheppard" ], "delta_seconds": -2702 }, { "id": 5566, "time": "2026-11-03T09:10:55Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [66/322] has come upon Nightmare [17/351] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:46:47 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 66, "source_power": 322, "source_next_seconds": 90070, "dest": "Nightmare", "dest_roll": 17, "dest_power": 351, "delta_seconds": -10007 }, { "id": 5594, "time": "2026-11-03T16:27:23Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "MicroSlop", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5656, "time": "2026-11-04T11:13:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [277/333] has challenged bob [340/384] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 277, "source_power": 333, "source_next_seconds": 379514, "dest": "bob", "dest_roll": 340, "dest_power": 384, "delta_seconds": 24828 }, { "id": 5683, "time": "2026-11-04T18:43:07Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "sheppard caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 07:50:02 towards level 44.", "source": "sheppard", "source_next_seconds": 324333, "delta_seconds": -28202 }, { "id": 5714, "time": "2026-11-05T01:55:58Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sYN4P515 [157/652] has come upon sheppard [183/333] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 08:11:39 is added to sYN4P515's clock.", "source": "sYN4P515", "source_roll": 157, "source_power": 652, "source_next_seconds": 450916, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 183, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": 29499 }, { "id": 5750, "time": "2026-11-05T09:45:31Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [326/333] has come upon deltatwotwo [119/383] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:30:18 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 326, "source_power": 333, "source_next_seconds": 243171, "dest": "deltatwotwo", "dest_roll": 119, "dest_power": 383, "delta_seconds": -27018 }, { "id": 5772, "time": "2026-11-05T17:52:31Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "sheppard was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:45:16 towards level 44.", "source": "sheppard", "source_next_seconds": 196835, "delta_seconds": -17116 }, { "id": 5820, "time": "2026-11-06T05:45:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "El_Pistolero [260/414] has come upon sheppard [134/333] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 09:37:54 is removed from El_Pistolero's clock.", "source": "El_Pistolero", "source_roll": 260, "source_power": 414, "source_next_seconds": 312075, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 134, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": -34674 }, { "id": 5976, "time": "2026-11-08T00:33:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [80/346] has challenged Katara [391/518] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 80, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "Katara", "dest_roll": 391, "dest_power": 518, "delta_seconds": 28800 }, { "id": 6036, "time": "2026-11-08T16:21:01Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "fknChaos [132/549] has challenged sheppard [141/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:34:58 is added to fknChaos's clock.", "source": "fknChaos", "source_roll": 132, "source_power": 549, "source_next_seconds": 967567, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 141, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": 63298 }, { "id": 6115, "time": "2026-11-09T15:14:19Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Frostypirate [438/482] has challenged sheppard [299/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from Frostypirate's clock.", "source": "Frostypirate", "source_roll": 438, "source_power": 482, "source_next_seconds": 366179, "dest": "sheppard", "dest_roll": 299, "dest_power": 346, "delta_seconds": -45257 }, { "id": 6126, "time": "2026-11-09T18:16:37Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "sheppard [44/346] has come upon Torrhen [57/440] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:38:21 is added to sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 44, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 310327, "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_roll": 57, "dest_power": 440, "delta_seconds": 20301 }, { "id": 6150, "time": "2026-11-10T00:43:41Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "MicroSlop", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "JonasTheMenace", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Toyful", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 6242, "time": "2026-11-11T01:35:22Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "sheppard [247/346] has come upon Catalypse [175/376] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:14:55 is removed from sheppard's clock.", "source": "sheppard", "source_roll": 247, "source_power": 346, "source_next_seconds": 182007, "dest": "Catalypse", "dest_roll": 175, "dest_power": 376, "delta_seconds": -22495 } ]