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0 days, 10:24:15 is removed from belmont's clock.", "source": "belmont", "source_roll": 257, "source_power": 495, "source_next_seconds": 497623, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 22, "dest_power": 49, "delta_seconds": -37455 }, { "id": 3866, "time": "2026-10-14T10:07:12Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "AndrewBg, Irulon, and CocoaPuff [1310/1353] have team battled tmanscubs, Noir, and Torrhen [19/916] and won! 0 days, 10:21:40 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1310, "source_power": 1353, "dest_roll": 19, "dest_power": 916, "sources": [ "AndrewBg", "Irulon", "CocoaPuff" ], "dests": [ "tmanscubs", "Noir", "Torrhen" ], "delta_seconds": -37300 }, { "id": 3874, "time": "2026-10-14T11:32:00Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [51/73] has come upon Poppers [61/387] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:01:04 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 51, "source_power": 73, "source_next_seconds": 982, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 61, "dest_power": 387, "delta_seconds": 64 }, { "id": 3977, "time": "2026-10-15T16:11:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [170/186] has challenged AndrewBg [279/468] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:24:39 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 170, "source_power": 186, "source_next_seconds": 22620, "dest": "AndrewBg", "dest_roll": 279, "dest_power": 468, "delta_seconds": 1479 }, { "id": 4003, "time": "2026-10-15T21:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "hostyle [287/379] has challenged tmanscubs [86/186] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:12 is removed from hostyle's clock.", "source": "hostyle", "source_roll": 287, "source_power": 379, "source_next_seconds": 133290, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 86, "dest_power": 186, "delta_seconds": -10032 }, { "id": 4004, "time": "2026-10-15T21:53:57Z", "type": "hog", "outcome": "bless", "message": "Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried tmanscubs 0 days, 00:06:13 toward level 25.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 1700, "delta_seconds": -373 }, { "id": 4007, "time": "2026-10-15T22:22:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [20/186] has challenged belmont [311/495] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 20, "source_power": 186, "source_next_seconds": 26240, "dest": "belmont", "dest_roll": 311, "dest_power": 495, "delta_seconds": 1716 }, { "id": 4035, "time": "2026-10-16T05:39:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [26/186] has challenged deltatwotwo [150/161] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:33:11 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 26, "source_power": 186, "source_next_seconds": 30439, "dest": "deltatwotwo", "dest_roll": 150, "dest_power": 161, "delta_seconds": 1991 }, { "id": 4064, "time": "2026-10-16T14:06:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [174/205] has challenged animeman [126/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:55:00 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 174, "source_power": 205, "source_next_seconds": 29700, "dest": "animeman", "dest_roll": 126, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": -3300 }, { "id": 4067, "time": "2026-10-16T14:53:15Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:22:26 towards level 28.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 25579, "delta_seconds": -1346 }, { "id": 4100, "time": "2026-10-16T21:59:33Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [104/210] has challenged irpg [598/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:48 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 104, "source_power": 210, "source_next_seconds": 42108, "dest": "irpg", "dest_roll": 598, "dest_power": 656, "delta_seconds": 3828 }, { "id": 4121, "time": "2026-10-17T02:49:05Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Failzorro", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4145, "time": "2026-10-17T09:51:09Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [171/210] has challenged Meanyz [44/392] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:21:24 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 171, "source_power": 210, "source_next_seconds": 39521, "dest": "Meanyz", "dest_roll": 44, "dest_power": 392, "delta_seconds": -4884 }, { "id": 4153, "time": "2026-10-17T12:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [157/378] has challenged tmanscubs [106/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:18:01 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 157, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 14371, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 106, "dest_power": 210, "delta_seconds": -1081 }, { "id": 4165, "time": "2026-10-17T15:42:06Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pavement [102/312] has challenged tmanscubs [50/210] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:33:48 is removed from pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 102, "source_power": 312, "source_next_seconds": 74773, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 50, "dest_power": 210, "delta_seconds": -5628 }, { "id": 4167, "time": "2026-10-17T16:16:33Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:16:24 towards level 30.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 15416, "delta_seconds": -984 }, { "id": 4181, "time": "2026-10-17T19:24:43Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "iron7", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4186, "time": "2026-10-17T20:44:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [142/210] has challenged fart [88/369] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:34:25 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 142, "source_power": 210, "source_next_seconds": 45844, "dest": "fart", "dest_roll": 88, "dest_power": 369, "delta_seconds": -5665 }, { "id": 4193, "time": "2026-10-17T22:50:24Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:59:39 from level 31.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 43353, "delta_seconds": 3579 }, { "id": 4234, "time": "2026-10-18T11:12:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [217/230] has challenged Torrhen [13/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:49:32 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 217, "source_power": 230, "source_next_seconds": 53179, "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_roll": 13, "dest_power": 388, "delta_seconds": -6572 }, { "id": 4251, "time": "2026-10-18T13:40:51Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "martsvin [110/290] has challenged tmanscubs [171/230] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:56:43 is added to martsvin's clock.", "source": "martsvin", "source_roll": 110, "source_power": 290, "source_next_seconds": 327167, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 171, "dest_power": 230, "delta_seconds": 21403 }, { "id": 4289, "time": "2026-10-19T01:50:21Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "animeman", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4290, "time": "2026-10-19T01:53:21Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:02:26 towards level 32.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 1077, "delta_seconds": -146 }, { "id": 4292, "time": "2026-10-19T02:11:15Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [182/253] has challenged trip [27/430] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:07:04 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 182, "source_power": 253, "source_next_seconds": 61687, "dest": "trip", "dest_roll": 27, "dest_power": 430, "delta_seconds": -7624 }, { "id": 4354, "time": "2026-10-19T19:19:24Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [138/253] has challenged MicroSlop [60/422] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:27:24 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 138, "source_power": 253, "source_next_seconds": 71557, "dest": "MicroSlop", "dest_roll": 60, "dest_power": 422, "delta_seconds": -8844 }, { "id": 4428, "time": "2026-10-20T16:09:57Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [149/253] has challenged Mohit29 [78/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:26 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 149, "source_power": 253, "source_next_seconds": 83939, "dest": "Mohit29", "dest_roll": 78, "dest_power": 371, "delta_seconds": -9326 }, { "id": 4468, "time": "2026-10-21T01:27:42Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs caught a unicorn! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:57:45 towards level 35.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 54295, "delta_seconds": -3465 }, { "id": 4496, "time": "2026-10-21T08:43:21Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs, BusterGonad, and Noir [1269/1276] have team battled belmont, meter, and bob [683/1368] and won! 0 days, 01:40:02 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1269, "source_power": 1276, "dest_roll": 683, "dest_power": 1368, "sources": [ "tmanscubs", "BusterGonad", "Noir" ], "dests": [ "belmont", "meter", "bob" ], "delta_seconds": -6002 }, { "id": 4504, "time": "2026-10-21T11:07:45Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:17:54 towards level 35.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 14272, "delta_seconds": -1074 }, { "id": 4517, "time": "2026-10-21T15:05:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [80/283] has challenged Kognac [141/433] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:06:13 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 80, "source_power": 283, "source_next_seconds": 115761, "dest": "Kognac", "dest_roll": 141, "dest_power": 433, "delta_seconds": 7573 }, { "id": 4586, "time": "2026-10-22T10:45:49Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "ikirudennis", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4630, "time": "2026-10-22T20:36:33Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "negative, slackie, and Meanyz [361/1521] have team battled tmanscubs, SirBoolius, and Sirius49 [1091/1349] and lost! 0 days, 10:03:22 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 361, "source_power": 1521, "dest_roll": 1091, "dest_power": 1349, "sources": [ "negative", "slackie", "Meanyz" ], "dests": [ "tmanscubs", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49" ], "delta_seconds": 36202 }, { "id": 4640, "time": "2026-10-22T23:39:30Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [164/333] has challenged fknChaos [106/493] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:50:04 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 164, "source_power": 333, "source_next_seconds": 111694, "dest": "fknChaos", "dest_roll": 106, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": -13804 }, { "id": 4641, "time": "2026-10-23T00:18:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "bob [87/378] has challenged tmanscubs [238/333] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:36 is added to bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 87, "source_power": 378, "source_next_seconds": 538916, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 238, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": 35256 }, { "id": 4671, "time": "2026-10-23T08:02:06Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "gylgamesh", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4726, "time": "2026-10-23T23:16:36Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "pavement [210/355] has challenged tmanscubs [123/333] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:13:18 is removed from pavement's clock.", "source": "pavement", "source_roll": 210, "source_power": 355, "source_next_seconds": 153672, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 123, "dest_power": 333, "delta_seconds": -15198 }, { "id": 4755, "time": "2026-10-24T07:09:03Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [103/336] has challenged loopylou [178/493] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 103, "source_power": 336, "source_next_seconds": 155768, "dest": "loopylou", "dest_roll": 178, "dest_power": 493, "delta_seconds": 10190 }, { "id": 4760, "time": "2026-10-24T08:44:09Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Irulon", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nachtzeit", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 4828, "time": "2026-10-25T05:13:52Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [312/336] has come upon BlueSamurai [131/411] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:24:06 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 312, "source_power": 336, "source_next_seconds": 69963, "dest": "BlueSamurai", "dest_roll": 131, "dest_power": 411, "delta_seconds": -8646 }, { "id": 4878, "time": "2026-10-25T17:18:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [159/550] has challenged tmanscubs [149/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:33:51 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 159, "source_power": 550, "source_next_seconds": 457338, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 149, "dest_power": 336, "delta_seconds": -45231 }, { "id": 4879, "time": "2026-10-25T17:18:58Z", "type": "critical_strike", "message": "slackie has dealt tmanscubs a Critical Strike! 0 days, 00:44:05 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "slackie", "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_next_seconds": 29102, "delta_seconds": 2645 }, { "id": 4886, "time": "2026-10-25T19:28:07Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "Catsup [417/448] has challenged tmanscubs [124/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from Catsup's clock.", "source": "Catsup", "source_roll": 417, "source_power": 448, "source_next_seconds": 206782, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 124, "dest_power": 336, "delta_seconds": -20450 }, { "id": 4904, "time": "2026-10-26T01:23:58Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [25/336] has challenged Torrhen [276/397] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 25, "source_power": 336, "source_next_seconds": 180690, "dest": "Torrhen", "dest_roll": 276, "dest_power": 397, "delta_seconds": 11820 }, { "id": 5071, "time": "2026-10-28T06:08:22Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [333/336] has challenged Charu [540/656] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 333, "source_power": 336, "source_next_seconds": 209602, "dest": "Charu", "dest_roll": 540, "dest_power": 656, "delta_seconds": 13712 }, { "id": 5078, "time": "2026-10-28T07:16:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "Nek [24/554] has come upon tmanscubs [146/336] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:34:22 is added to Nek's clock.", "source": "Nek", "source_roll": 24, "source_power": 554, "source_next_seconds": 86552, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 146, "dest_power": 336, "delta_seconds": 5662 }, { "id": 5081, "time": "2026-10-28T07:28:13Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "bob [288/373] has challenged tmanscubs [279/336] in combat and won! 0 days, 18:37:26 is removed from bob's clock.", "source": "bob", "source_roll": 288, "source_power": 373, "source_next_seconds": 677917, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 279, "dest_power": 336, "delta_seconds": -67046 }, { "id": 5111, "time": "2026-10-28T16:44:51Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "Carbooja's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "Carbooja", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5173, "time": "2026-10-29T09:13:49Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:45 towards level 40.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 105398, "delta_seconds": -9165 }, { "id": 5245, "time": "2026-10-30T10:48:55Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "item", "message": "tmanscubs's charm ate a bolt of lightning! tmanscubs's charm gains 10% effectiveness.", "source": "tmanscubs", "percent": 10, "item": "charm" }, { "id": 5264, "time": "2026-10-30T14:30:25Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [222/345] has challenged deltatwotwo [105/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 222, "source_power": 345, "source_next_seconds": 204509, "dest": "deltatwotwo", "dest_roll": 105, "dest_power": 368, "delta_seconds": -22723 }, { "id": 5311, "time": "2026-10-31T02:40:55Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [102/345] has come upon trikster [220/395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:07:27 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 102, "source_power": 345, "source_next_seconds": 171929, "dest": "trikster", "dest_roll": 220, "dest_power": 395, "delta_seconds": 11247 }, { "id": 5355, "time": "2026-10-31T15:54:13Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "CocoaPuff, Kognac, and Irulon [205/1342] have team battled otl, Catalypse, and tmanscubs [21/1267] and won! 0 days, 03:36:59 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 205, "source_power": 1342, "dest_roll": 21, "dest_power": 1267, "sources": [ "CocoaPuff", "Kognac", "Irulon" ], "dests": [ "otl", "Catalypse", "tmanscubs" ], "delta_seconds": -13019 }, { "id": 5365, "time": "2026-10-31T19:20:34Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:33:17 towards level 41.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 106353, "delta_seconds": -5597 }, { "id": 5406, "time": "2026-11-01T07:02:24Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "otl's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "otl", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "EvilWalks", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5407, "time": "2026-11-01T07:04:04Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "WorshipTheClown, tmanscubs, and Nightmare [347/1020] have team battled frantichope, Terrific, and Griz [341/1110] and won! 0 days, 03:43:15 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 347, "source_power": 1020, "dest_roll": 341, "dest_power": 1110, "sources": [ "WorshipTheClown", "tmanscubs", "Nightmare" ], "dests": [ "frantichope", "Terrific", "Griz" ], "delta_seconds": -13395 }, { "id": 5451, "time": "2026-11-01T21:57:04Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [111/381] has challenged Poppers [75/669] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:47:10 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 111, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 231959, "dest": "Poppers", "dest_roll": 75, "dest_power": 669, "delta_seconds": -31630 }, { "id": 5505, "time": "2026-11-02T14:11:49Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs was decapitated, temporarily... This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:46:57 from level 42.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 194294, "delta_seconds": 20817 }, { "id": 5537, "time": "2026-11-03T00:47:16Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:20:16 from level 42.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 171783, "delta_seconds": 15616 }, { "id": 5541, "time": "2026-11-03T01:33:04Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 05:09:53 towards level 42.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 150442, "delta_seconds": -18593 }, { "id": 5548, "time": "2026-11-03T03:39:43Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "iron7 [301/403] has come upon tmanscubs [352/381] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:49:03 is added to iron7's clock.", "source": "iron7", "source_roll": 301, "source_power": 403, "source_next_seconds": 595284, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 352, "dest_power": 381, "delta_seconds": 38943 }, { "id": 5594, "time": "2026-11-03T16:27:23Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "MicroSlop", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BlueSamurai", "Borat", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "belmont", "bob", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 5627, "time": "2026-11-04T03:03:01Z", "type": "godsend", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! 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This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:01:19 towards level 43.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 288025, "delta_seconds": -21679 }, { "id": 5818, "time": "2026-11-06T05:11:04Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [239/381] has come upon ikirudennis [314/438] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 03:32:15 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 239, "source_power": 381, "source_next_seconds": 194665, "dest": "ikirudennis", "dest_roll": 314, "dest_power": 438, "delta_seconds": 12735 }, { "id": 5902, "time": "2026-11-07T05:09:22Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs was struck by lightning. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:24:29 from level 43.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 117036, "delta_seconds": 8669 }, { "id": 5961, "time": "2026-11-07T21:12:49Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "slackie [233/442] has challenged tmanscubs [13/381] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:18:00 is removed from slackie's clock.", "source": "slackie", "source_roll": 233, "source_power": 442, "source_next_seconds": 1046529, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 13, "dest_power": 381, "delta_seconds": -116280 }, { "id": 6024, "time": "2026-11-08T13:10:19Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "win", "message": "Charu [271/652] has come upon tmanscubs [188/381] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:37:16 is removed from Charu's clock.", "source": "Charu", "source_roll": 271, "source_power": 652, "source_next_seconds": 117329, "dest": "tmanscubs", "dest_roll": 188, "dest_power": 381, "delta_seconds": -13036 }, { "id": 6028, "time": "2026-11-08T13:39:55Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "win", "message": "tmanscubs [308/399] has challenged iron7 [15/400] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 308, "source_power": 399, "source_next_seconds": 315671, "dest": "iron7", "dest_roll": 15, "dest_power": 400, "delta_seconds": -39015 }, { "id": 6114, "time": "2026-11-09T14:51:28Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "win", "message": "LongDong, TonyGabagool, and tmanscubs [1015/1321] have team battled Failzorro, fart, and pavement [605/1241] and won! 0 days, 10:43:19 is removed from their clocks.", "source_roll": 1015, "source_power": 1321, "dest_roll": 605, "dest_power": 1241, "sources": [ "LongDong", "TonyGabagool", "tmanscubs" ], "dests": [ "Failzorro", "fart", "pavement" ], "delta_seconds": -38599 }, { "id": 6150, "time": "2026-11-10T00:43:41Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "MicroSlop", "affected": [ "AndrewBg", "BleakSlime", "BusterGonad", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catalypse", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Failzorro", "Frostypirate", "Griz", "Hubert", "Irulon", "JonasTheMenace", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Mohit29", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Schiz0", "SirBoolius", "Sirius49", "Terrific", "ToddHoward", "TonyGabagool", "Torrhen", "Toyful", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "WorshipTheClown", "Zombocom", "animeman", "belmont", "bob", "cdb", "darkcode", "deltatwotwo", "fart", "fknChaos", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "ikirudennis", "iron7", "itWasntMe2004", "laama", "leonardo", "loopylou", "martsvin", "meter", "negative", "onehotalien", "otl", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "sheppard", "shinkfive", "slackie", "tmanscubs", "trikster", "trip" ] }, { "id": 6171, "time": "2026-11-10T05:07:49Z", "type": "team_battle", "outcome": "loss", "message": "onehotalien, MicroSlop, and shinkfive [566/1437] have team battled tmanscubs, iron7, and cdb [675/1149] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:38 is added to their clocks.", "source_roll": 566, "source_power": 1437, "dest_roll": 675, "dest_power": 1149, "sources": [ "onehotalien", "MicroSlop", "shinkfive" ], "dests": [ "tmanscubs", "iron7", "cdb" ], "delta_seconds": 14918 }, { "id": 6213, "time": "2026-11-10T18:40:55Z", "type": "calamity", "outcome": "time", "message": "tmanscubs ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:15:37 from level 44.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_next_seconds": 98549, "delta_seconds": 8137 }, { "id": 6256, "time": "2026-11-11T04:24:13Z", "type": "collision", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [182/399] has come upon meter [236/602] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:14:08 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 182, "source_power": 399, "source_next_seconds": 67999, "dest": "meter", "dest_roll": 236, "dest_power": 602, "delta_seconds": 4448 }, { "id": 6284, "time": "2026-11-11T14:38:48Z", "type": "quest_penalty", "message": "martsvin's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.", "source": "martsvin", "affected": [ "BleakSlime", "Carbooja", "CatTrucker", "Catsup", "Charu", "CocoaPuff", "El_Pistolero", "Griz", "Katara", "Kognac", "Kuato", "LongDong", "Meanyz", "MicroSlop", "Nek", "Nightmare", "Noir", "Poppers", "Terrific", "Ugluk", "WillFence", "Zombocom", "belmont", "cdb", "darkcode", "fart", "frantichope", "gylgamesh", "hostyle", "martsvin", "meter", "onehotalien", "pavement", "pzy", "ruckinfok", "sYN4P515", "tmanscubs", "trip" ] }, { "id": 6312, "time": "2026-11-12T00:27:27Z", "type": "combat", "outcome": "loss", "message": "tmanscubs [157/401] has challenged Frostypirate [473/482] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to tmanscubs's clock.", "source": "tmanscubs", "source_roll": 157, "source_power": 401, "source_next_seconds": 440236, "dest": "Frostypirate", "dest_roll": 473, "dest_power": 482, "delta_seconds": 28800 } ]