Player Info
| User | Failzorro |
|---|---|
| Nickname | Failzorro |
| Class | Witch |
| Admin? | No |
| Level | 49 |
| Next level | 6 days, 17:43:59 |
| Status | Offline |
| Account created | Fri Sep 4 03:54:14 2026 |
| Last login | Mon Nov 2 15:08:16 2026 |
| Total time idled | 66 days, 20:15:40 |
| Current position | [126, 472] |
| Alignment | Evil |
JSON: [link]
Map
Items
| Item | Level | Unique |
|---|---|---|
| amulet | 0 | |
| boots | 30 | |
| charm | 48 | |
| gloves | 37 | |
| helm | 29 | |
| leggings | 39 | |
| ring | 57 | Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness |
| shield | 42 | |
| tunic | 43 | |
| weapon | 41 | |
| Sum | 366 |
Penalties
| Penalty | Time |
|---|---|
| kick | None |
| logout | None |
| mesg | None |
| nick | None |
| part | None |
| quest | 1 day, 01:24:19 |
| quit | 1 day, 08:59:26 |
| Total | 2 days, 10:23:45 |
Quests
| Quests completed | 7 |
|---|---|
| Quests failed | 1 |
| Quests eligible for | 23 |
| Quests ineligible for | 3 |
| Quest penalty | None |
Character Modifiers
All (214) Fights (105) Ambushes (21) Team battles (20) Critical strikes (4) Item drops (1) Hand of God (2) Godsends (26) Calamities (7) Evilness (6) Quests completed (7) Quest penalties (15)
[Nov 11 2026 08:55:13] LongDong [296/516] has challenged Failzorro [170/329] in combat and won! 1 day, 07:55:03 is removed from LongDong's clock.
[Nov 10 2026 21:55:13] BleakSlime has dealt Failzorro a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:26:58 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Nov 10 2026 21:55:13] BleakSlime [135/511] has challenged Failzorro [108/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:14:51 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.
[Nov 10 2026 19:10:49] onehotalien, Catalypse, and Failzorro [123/1150] have team battled Terrific, Charu, and Mohit29 [931/1414] and lost! 0 days, 10:51:53 is added to their clocks.
[Nov 10 2026 16:56:58] Kuato [26/398] has challenged Failzorro [174/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Nov 10 2026 11:55:13] belmont [280/539] has challenged Failzorro [249/329] in combat and won! 1 day, 08:14:02 is removed from belmont's clock.
[Nov 10 2026 00:43:41] MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Nov 09 2026 14:51:28] LongDong, TonyGabagool, and tmanscubs [1015/1321] have team battled Failzorro, fart, and pavement [605/1241] and won! 0 days, 10:43:19 is removed from their clocks.
[Nov 09 2026 13:07:52] Failzorro [62/329] has come upon CocoaPuff [170/490] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 11:58:02 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Nov 08 2026 19:51:49] CatTrucker, Failzorro, and LongDong [1056/1232] have team battled SirBoolius, AndrewBg, and Toyful [463/1191] and won! 0 days, 00:53:19 is removed from their clocks.
[Nov 08 2026 18:05:16] Failzorro found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 14:22:06 towards level 50.
[Nov 08 2026 16:32:28] Failzorro grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:53:04 towards level 50.
[Nov 08 2026 05:21:01] Failzorro [40/329] has challenged Kuato [241/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:25 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Nov 08 2026 04:21:01] Failzorro [40/329] has challenged AndrewBg [308/486] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:03:34 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Nov 07 2026 17:23:10] WorshipTheClown [146/325] has challenged Failzorro [270/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to WorshipTheClown's clock.
[Nov 07 2026 15:11:01] ToddHoward, frantichope, and trip [116/1443] have team battled Failzorro, Catsup, and Irulon [970/1309] and lost! 0 days, 01:38:57 is added to their clocks.
[Nov 07 2026 05:26:49] Failzorro was caught in a terrible snowstorm. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 10:39:18 from level 50.
[Nov 07 2026 05:04:19] shinkfive [549/555] has come upon Failzorro [152/329] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 00:33:38 is removed from shinkfive's clock.
[Nov 06 2026 16:21:01] trikster [346/395] has challenged Failzorro [308/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:55:09 is removed from trikster's clock.
[Nov 06 2026 08:30:19] Catalypse [95/376] has challenged Failzorro [270/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Catalypse's clock.
[Nov 05 2026 16:24:28] Failzorro was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of pygmies that know how to, among other things, run quickly! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:09:54 towards level 50.
[Nov 05 2026 10:21:01] Failzorro [142/329] has challenged ruckinfok [443/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:37:18 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Nov 04 2026 22:21:01] ToddHoward [561/586] has challenged Failzorro [83/329] in combat and won! 1 day, 10:56:30 is removed from ToddHoward's clock.
[Nov 04 2026 18:17:58] Failzorro [127/329] has come upon Katara [272/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:31:08 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Nov 04 2026 11:43:28] Failzorro [11/329] has challenged itWasntMe2004 [486/510] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Nov 04 2026 06:21:01] Failzorro [181/329] has challenged Schiz0 [308/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:05 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Nov 03 2026 16:27:23] MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Nov 03 2026 13:28:37] Kognac [468/575] has come upon Failzorro [9/329] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 04:22:52 is removed from Kognac's clock.
[Nov 03 2026 08:42:22] Failzorro was sat on by a giant. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 02:00:59 from level 49.
[Nov 03 2026 06:21:01] hostyle [50/417] has challenged Failzorro [257/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:47:15 is added to hostyle's clock.
[Nov 01 2026 07:02:24] otl's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 31 2026 22:13:10] Schiz0, Failzorro, gylgamesh, and Nek have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Oct 31 2026 16:18:58] Sirius49 [488/622] has challenged Failzorro [146/329] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:38:53 is removed from Sirius49's clock.
[Oct 30 2026 17:18:58] Failzorro [104/329] has challenged sYN4P515 [369/623] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:07:19 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 30 2026 08:32:28] Failzorro bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:01:08 towards level 49.
[Oct 30 2026 04:13:55] The local wizard imbued Failzorro's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! Failzorro's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[Oct 29 2026 15:20:37] Failzorro was bucked from a horse. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 11:46:46 from level 49.
[Oct 28 2026 16:44:51] Carbooja's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 27 2026 19:01:25] In the fierce battle, bob dropped his level 57 ring! Failzorro picks it up, tossing his old level 44 ring to bob.
[Oct 27 2026 19:01:25] Failzorro [143/315] has challenged bob [111/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 22:45:45 is removed from Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 27 2026 12:46:01] Failzorro is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:17:52 is added to his clock.
[Oct 27 2026 11:18:58] Failzorro [9/309] has challenged Nightmare [7/343] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:24 is removed from Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 26 2026 13:18:58] Charu [649/656] has challenged Failzorro [116/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:12:08 is removed from Charu's clock.
[Oct 26 2026 08:53:28] Failzorro met up with a mob hitman for not paying his bills. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:57:42 from level 48.
[Oct 26 2026 04:18:58] bob [145/381] has challenged Failzorro [17/309] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:29:55 is removed from bob's clock.
[Oct 26 2026 00:39:25] Failzorro, fart, and Griz [508/1049] have team battled pavement, Irulon, and Sirius49 [1089/1406] and lost! 0 days, 06:49:18 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 25 2026 08:23:55] Failzorro burned a hole through his leggings while ironing them! Failzorro's set of leggings loses 10% of its effectiveness.
[Oct 25 2026 06:11:22] Failzorro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 06:29:53 towards level 48.
[Oct 24 2026 08:44:09] Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 24 2026 06:21:24] darkcode, Nightmare, and Hubert [785/1193] have team battled Failzorro, cdb, and Charu [330/1315] and won! 0 days, 01:33:35 is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 24 2026 06:18:27] gylgamesh [66/456] has challenged Failzorro [243/314] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:12:38 is added to gylgamesh's clock.
[Oct 24 2026 03:43:54] sYN4P515 [509/623] has challenged Failzorro [301/314] in combat and won! 1 day, 06:37:46 is removed from sYN4P515's clock.
[Oct 23 2026 20:18:27] Failzorro [226/314] has challenged negative [205/499] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:23:30 is removed from Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 23 2026 14:35:15] Failzorro [82/314] has come upon fart [360/372] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:07:47 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 23 2026 11:54:03] Failzorro reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Failzorro's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[Oct 23 2026 08:02:06] gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 22 2026 21:18:27] AndrewBg [188/478] has challenged Failzorro [64/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:30:40 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.
[Oct 22 2026 16:33:39] Failzorro got a kiss from drwiii! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:10:34 towards level 48.
[Oct 22 2026 13:02:09] Griz [326/362] has challenged Failzorro [257/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Griz's clock.
[Oct 22 2026 10:45:49] ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 22 2026 02:18:27] trikster [1/369] has challenged Failzorro [132/311] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:30:51 is added to trikster's clock.
[Oct 21 2026 09:18:27] hostyle [384/394] has challenged Failzorro [55/311] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:26:10 is removed from hostyle's clock.
[Oct 21 2026 00:15:06] Failzorro, Irulon, Terrific, and Borat have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Oct 20 2026 17:25:42] Failzorro stole onehotalien's level 41 weapon while they were sleeping! Failzorro leaves his old level 40 weapon behind, which onehotalien then takes.
[Oct 20 2026 16:14:00] Failzorro had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 21:40:48 towards level 48.
[Oct 20 2026 15:09:54] Failzorro's amulet was blessed by a passing cleric! Failzorro's amulet gains 10% effectiveness.
[Oct 20 2026 14:18:27] Irulon [173/430] has challenged Failzorro [292/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:37:54 is added to Irulon's clock.
[Oct 20 2026 06:49:06] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed Failzorro with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 03:16:01 from level 48.
[Oct 20 2026 00:18:27] AndrewBg [35/482] has challenged Failzorro [136/310] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:02:57 is added to AndrewBg's clock.
[Oct 19 2026 12:10:12] Failzorro [241/310] has challenged LongDong [286/511] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 19 2026 03:17:21] Failzorro found kitten! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:40:06 towards level 47.
[Oct 19 2026 01:50:21] animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 19 2026 01:18:57] Failzorro bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:37:30 towards level 47.
[Oct 19 2026 01:18:27] Failzorro [250/304] has challenged Griz [315/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:40:56 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 18 2026 17:18:27] Failzorro [301/304] has challenged ruckinfok [461/512] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:39 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 18 2026 17:09:12] Failzorro [239/304] has come upon Hubert [423/502] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:05:42 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 19:24:43] iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 17 2026 02:49:05] Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 16 2026 23:18:27] Failzorro [125/304] has challenged sYN4P515 [546/606] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:20:57 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 16 2026 22:47:21] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Failzorro 2 days, 00:21:52 toward level 47.
[Oct 16 2026 19:09:24] Failzorro stole onehotalien's level 48 charm while they were sleeping! Failzorro leaves his old level 46 charm behind, which onehotalien then takes.
[Oct 16 2026 15:18:27] leonardo [219/661] has challenged Failzorro [15/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:31:47 is removed from leonardo's clock.
[Oct 16 2026 07:18:27] Failzorro [101/302] has challenged gylgamesh [28/442] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:52:07 is removed from Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 16 2026 06:18:27] Meanyz [234/392] has challenged Failzorro [85/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:29:29 is removed from Meanyz's clock.
[Oct 16 2026 02:18:27] Failzorro [195/302] has challenged ToddHoward [94/380] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:12:02 is removed from Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 16 2026 01:18:33] deltatwotwo [145/161] has challenged Failzorro [42/302] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:28:48 is removed from deltatwotwo's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 22:18:36] Failzorro [121/302] has come upon otl [225/528] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 09:53:47 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 22:18:27] Failzorro [28/302] has challenged Noir [164/570] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:14:57 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 17:34:18] Failzorro [144/302] has challenged ikirudennis [130/420] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 16:18:27] TonyGabagool [495/537] has challenged Failzorro [264/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:19:35 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 00:11:15] ruckinfok, Failzorro, and ToddHoward [751/1189] have team battled Hubert, sheppard, and cdb [157/1128] and won! 0 days, 04:20:46 is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 14 2026 14:30:27] Failzorro invented the wheel! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:52:56 towards level 46.
[Oct 14 2026 08:18:27] Failzorro [255/297] has challenged Carbooja [184/452] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:06:13 is removed from Failzorro's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 07:46:45] MicroSlop [114/386] has come upon Failzorro [40/297] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:31:47 is removed from MicroSlop's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 07:09:42] laama [279/466] has challenged Failzorro [182/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 10:50:15 is removed from laama's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 06:08:09] onehotalien [188/471] has challenged Failzorro [252/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 00:46:06] pavement [157/235] has challenged Failzorro [25/297] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:00:30 is removed from pavement's clock.
[Oct 13 2026 23:43:39] Failzorro reinforced his shield with a dragon's scales! Failzorro's shield gains 10% effectiveness.
[Oct 12 2026 15:33:12] Nightmare [300/314] has come upon Failzorro [278/294] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:39:20 is removed from Nightmare's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 07:03:36] Failzorro was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:22:48 towards level 46.
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