Player Info
| User | Kuato |
|---|---|
| Nickname | Scrooge |
| Class | Martians Luv Me |
| Admin? | No |
| Level | 48 |
| Next level | 7 days, 22:08:32 (Fri Nov 20 00:36:50 2026) |
| Status | Online |
| Account created | Wed Sep 2 21:23:50 2026 |
| Last login | Tue Nov 10 06:01:52 2026 |
| Total time idled | 51 days, 09:26:45 |
| Current position | [42, 246] |
| Alignment | Evil |
JSON: [link]
Map
Items
| Item | Level | Unique |
|---|---|---|
| amulet | 20 | |
| boots | 44 | |
| charm | 52 | |
| gloves | 20 | |
| helm | 67 | Mattt's Omniscience Grand Crown |
| leggings | 47 | |
| ring | 46 | |
| shield | 35 | |
| tunic | 57 | |
| weapon | 55 | |
| Sum | 443 |
Penalties
| Penalty | Time |
|---|---|
| kick | None |
| logout | None |
| mesg | None |
| nick | None |
| part | 0 days, 13:38:14 |
| quest | 0 days, 13:05:45 |
| quit | 0 days, 15:44:27 |
| Total | 1 day, 18:28:26 |
Quests
| Quests completed | 5 |
|---|---|
| Quests failed | 0 |
| Quests eligible for | 12 |
| Quests ineligible for | 12 |
| Quest penalty | None |
Character Modifiers
All (156) Fights (77) Ambushes (15) Team battles (16) Critical strikes (3) Hand of God (5) Godsends (12) Calamities (9) Evilness (5) Quests completed (5) Quest penalties (9)
[Nov 11 2026 14:38:48] martsvin's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Nov 11 2026 01:42:43] Catsup, frantichope, and negative [457/1390] have team battled CatTrucker, Kuato, and CocoaPuff [986/1275] and lost! 1 day, 03:33:25 is added to their clocks.
[Nov 10 2026 16:56:58] Kuato [26/398] has challenged Failzorro [174/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Nov 10 2026 06:21:01] Kuato [303/368] has challenged belmont [137/539] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:26:43 is removed from Kuato's clock.
[Nov 10 2026 00:43:41] MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Nov 09 2026 17:21:01] Griz [284/389] has challenged Kuato [167/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:45:40 is removed from Griz's clock.
[Nov 09 2026 12:46:46] Kuato is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:52:59 is added to his clock.
[Nov 08 2026 20:21:01] Kuato [38/368] has challenged BleakSlime [372/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:31:09 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Nov 08 2026 18:29:25] BusterGonad [97/499] has come upon Kuato [301/368] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 23:17:42 is added to BusterGonad's clock.
[Nov 08 2026 15:07:04] Kuato [261/368] has come upon trikster [262/395] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:41:48 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Nov 08 2026 15:07:01] loopylou, Kuato, trikster, and Mohit29 have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Nov 08 2026 05:21:01] Failzorro [40/329] has challenged Kuato [241/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:25 is added to Failzorro's clock.
[Nov 08 2026 01:21:01] trip [432/557] has challenged Kuato [137/368] in combat and won! 1 day, 02:50:40 is removed from trip's clock.
[Nov 07 2026 12:21:01] BusterGonad [151/448] has challenged Kuato [130/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:16:55 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.
[Nov 06 2026 20:16:19] SirBoolius, belmont, and Kuato [842/1383] have team battled otl, Charu, and itWasntMe2004 [1153/1747] and lost! 0 days, 03:30:50 is added to their clocks.
[Nov 06 2026 14:41:37] Kuato found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:31:19 towards level 48.
[Nov 06 2026 09:34:28] Kuato bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:38:42 towards level 48.
[Nov 06 2026 00:48:43] JonasTheMenace [10/86] has challenged Kuato [243/368] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:49 is added to JonasTheMenace's clock.
[Nov 05 2026 08:38:34] Kuato's charm ate a bolt of lightning! Kuato's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[Nov 05 2026 03:49:01] Kuato set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 13:39:56 from level 48.
[Nov 04 2026 15:21:01] AndrewBg [312/486] has challenged Kuato [261/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:53:53 is removed from AndrewBg's clock.
[Nov 04 2026 00:11:22] Kuato [217/364] has come upon leonardo [643/661] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 10:44:51 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Nov 03 2026 16:27:23] MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Nov 03 2026 15:12:19] Kuato [348/364] has challenged TonyGabagool [146/406] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:24:25 is removed from Kuato's clock.
[Nov 03 2026 11:31:34] Kuato was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:27:17 towards level 47.
[Nov 03 2026 09:21:01] Kuato [350/364] has challenged deltatwotwo [138/368] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:42:04 is removed from Kuato's clock.
[Nov 03 2026 03:21:01] leonardo [364/661] has challenged Kuato [217/364] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:49:25 is removed from leonardo's clock.
[Nov 03 2026 00:21:01] Kuato [223/364] has challenged meter [109/591] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:58:44 is removed from Kuato's clock.
[Nov 02 2026 21:21:01] Kuato has dealt trikster a Critical Strike! 0 days, 04:39:37 is added to trikster's clock.
[Nov 02 2026 21:21:01] Kuato [343/364] has challenged trikster [318/395] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:35:39 is removed from Kuato's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 02:49:05] Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 17 2026 02:28:33] Kuato is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:49:15 is added to his clock.
[Oct 16 2026 21:18:27] Kuato [102/364] has challenged negative [224/499] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:40:50 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 12:18:27] Kuato [340/364] has challenged BleakSlime [166/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:45 is removed from Kuato's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 04:18:27] Kuato [360/364] has challenged laama [387/466] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:42:49 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 00:18:27] Schiz0 [102/485] has challenged Kuato [359/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:19:14 is added to Schiz0's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 09:27:00] Sirius49, shinkfive, Kuato, and bob have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Oct 14 2026 08:14:15] Katara [35/456] has challenged Kuato [286/364] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Katara's clock.
[Oct 13 2026 11:30:42] Kuato [320/364] has challenged Torrhen [204/388] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from Kuato's clock.
[Oct 13 2026 01:18:27] BleakSlime [309/388] has challenged Kuato [209/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:22:13 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 19:18:27] Kuato [186/351] has challenged gylgamesh [253/434] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:03:36 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 11:18:27] fknChaos [296/488] has challenged Kuato [26/351] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:09:36 is removed from fknChaos's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 08:44:27] Kuato had his clothes laundered by a passing fairy! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:32:34 towards level 46.
[Oct 12 2026 00:09:50] Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 11 2026 07:02:46] Kuato [158/351] has challenged pzy [257/440] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:25:47 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Oct 11 2026 05:17:13] fart, Kuato, slackie, and Nachtzeit have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Oct 10 2026 00:56:19] sheppard [2/5] has challenged Kuato [242/351] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:01:05 is added to sheppard's clock.
[Oct 09 2026 12:25:19] Borat, negative, meter, and Kuato have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Oct 09 2026 12:15:55] Kuato [171/351] has challenged LongDong [196/431] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Oct 08 2026 16:49:22] LongDong [358/431] has come upon Kuato [78/351] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:33:58 is removed from LongDong's clock.
[Oct 08 2026 10:02:43] Kuato is forsaken by his evil god. 0 days, 00:30:50 is added to his clock.
[Oct 08 2026 04:22:49] Kuato bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:00:08 towards level 45.
[Oct 08 2026 00:34:01] Kuato stole shinkfive's level 35 shield while they were sleeping! Kuato leaves his old level 33 shield behind, which shinkfive then takes.
[Oct 07 2026 14:48:19] Kuato was attacked by a rabid wolverine. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 03:04:17 from level 45.
[Oct 07 2026 06:47:37] Kuato, onehotalien, and Failzorro [289/1100] have team battled hostyle, belmont, and Katara [479/1075] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:53 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 06 2026 11:40:43] Kuato got lost in the woods. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 04:04:45 from level 45.
[Oct 06 2026 08:08:07] Kuato fell into a hole. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:07:34 from level 45.
[Oct 04 2026 23:04:55] shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 04 2026 22:02:46] negative has dealt Kuato a Critical Strike! 0 days, 08:45:56 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Oct 04 2026 22:02:46] negative [440/448] has challenged Kuato [21/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:56:58 is removed from negative's clock.
[Oct 04 2026 20:02:46] ikirudennis has dealt Kuato a Critical Strike! 0 days, 11:52:09 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Oct 04 2026 20:02:46] ikirudennis [68/434] has challenged Kuato [20/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:32:54 is removed from ikirudennis's clock.
[Oct 04 2026 16:02:22] Failzorro, negative, BusterGonad, and Kuato have blessed the realm by completing their quest! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Oct 04 2026 12:29:10] gylgamesh, hostyle, and Failzorro [169/1055] have team battled Schiz0, negative, and Kuato [1047/1250] and lost! 0 days, 02:34:30 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 04 2026 08:11:07] Kuato [242/349] has challenged Zombocom [177/196] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:00 is removed from Kuato's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 16:37:00] martsvin [202/266] has come upon Kuato [113/349] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:57:47 is removed from martsvin's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 08:01:18] itWasntMe2004 [108/490] has challenged Kuato [175/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:50:44 is added to itWasntMe2004's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 07:18:57] pzy, WillFence, and Kuato [325/1268] have team battled Failzorro, darkcode, and Carbooja [636/822] and lost! 0 days, 04:01:36 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 02 2026 03:29:40] Kuato gained a sixth sense! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:36:46 towards level 44.
[Oct 02 2026 03:00:16] Nachtzeit [66/458] has challenged Kuato [284/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Nachtzeit's clock.
[Oct 02 2026 00:04:15] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Kuato 0 days, 13:17:06 toward level 44.
[Oct 01 2026 04:47:04] Kuato [157/349] has come upon Nachtzeit [379/458] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:12:44 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Sep 30 2026 13:35:19] Kuato [304/349] has challenged gylgamesh [270/390] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:52:01 is removed from Kuato's clock.
[Sep 30 2026 08:48:49] laama, darkcode, and frantichope [298/1045] have team battled Kognac, fknChaos, and Kuato [1062/1167] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:40 is added to their clocks.
[Sep 30 2026 07:33:49] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried Kuato 0 days, 00:40:10 toward level 43.
[Sep 29 2026 13:13:13] bob [88/371] has challenged Kuato [49/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 11:25:43 is removed from bob's clock.
[Sep 29 2026 13:01:37] MicroSlop, meter, and Kuato [1009/1086] have team battled Poppers, Failzorro, and trikster [260/983] and won! 0 days, 00:42:53 is removed from their clocks.
[Sep 29 2026 10:58:16] Kuato grew an extra leg! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:46:10 towards level 43.
[Sep 29 2026 03:36:25] Kuato [73/349] has come upon loopylou [154/213] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:29:41 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Sep 29 2026 00:48:46] meter, itWasntMe2004, and frantichope [615/1241] have team battled loopylou, Kuato, and ruckinfok [482/1034] and won! 0 days, 03:45:25 is removed from their clocks.
[Sep 28 2026 19:49:34] frantichope [348/392] has challenged Kuato [204/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from frantichope's clock.
[Sep 28 2026 13:03:16] Kuato [149/349] has come upon Torrhen [225/357] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:23:28 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Sep 28 2026 07:12:10] meter [317/359] has challenged Kuato [194/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:02:37 is removed from meter's clock.
[Sep 28 2026 06:17:34] Charu [285/474] has challenged Kuato [253/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 09:51:08 is removed from Charu's clock.
[Sep 28 2026 00:29:44] ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Sep 27 2026 09:28:07] fknChaos [89/422] has come upon Kuato [192/349] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:06:13 is added to fknChaos's clock.
[Sep 27 2026 08:48:49] cdb [128/342] has challenged Kuato [292/349] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:00:00 is added to cdb's clock.
[Sep 26 2026 17:45:04] Kuato [231/349] has challenged Kognac [146/385] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from Kuato's clock.
[Sep 25 2026 04:27:37] Kuato [16/349] has come upon Charu [293/474] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 02:26:22 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Sep 23 2026 10:41:31] Kuato was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:53:26 towards level 42.
[Sep 23 2026 08:32:46] Kuato [103/349] has come upon MicroSlop [315/375] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 05:28:22 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Sep 23 2026 08:23:04] Kuato [170/349] has challenged Borat [239/480] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Kuato's clock.
[Sep 22 2026 21:26:01] Kuato stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:41:56 towards level 41.
[Sep 22 2026 02:44:49] Nachtzeit [429/447] has challenged Kuato [321/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.
[Sep 22 2026 02:15:07] shinkfive [323/400] has challenged Kuato [312/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:26:29 is removed from shinkfive's clock.
[Sep 21 2026 19:32:35] BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Sep 21 2026 17:50:10] Kognac, CocoaPuff, and Powerpuffgirl [1052/1158] have team battled Kuato, denahv, and meter [676/926] and won! 0 days, 04:35:43 is removed from their clocks.
[Sep 21 2026 07:48:22] Charu, Irulon, and WillFence [62/1304] have team battled meter, Kuato, and fart [898/986] and lost! 0 days, 07:09:02 is added to their clocks.
[Sep 21 2026 04:30:31] Kuato tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:48:00 towards level 41.
[Sep 21 2026 01:49:25] Kuato lost his glasses. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 06:06:15 from level 41.
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