Player Info
| User | onehotalien |
|---|---|
| Nickname | onehotalien |
| Class | awesomeness |
| Admin? | No |
| Level | 50 |
| Next level | 7 days, 10:30:20 (Thu Nov 19 12:58:38 2026) |
| Status | Online |
| Account created | Tue Sep 1 01:00:22 2026 |
| Last login | Tue Oct 20 09:16:24 2026 |
| Total time idled | 70 days, 09:44:47 |
| Current position | [357, 280] |
| Alignment | Good |
JSON: [link]
Map
Items
| Item | Level | Unique |
|---|---|---|
| amulet | 33 | |
| boots | 32 | |
| charm | 46 | |
| gloves | 30 | |
| helm | 29 | |
| leggings | 33 | |
| ring | 66 | Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness |
| shield | 46 | |
| tunic | 50 | |
| weapon | 40 | |
| Sum | 405 |
Penalties
| Penalty | Time |
|---|---|
| kick | None |
| logout | None |
| mesg | None |
| nick | None |
| part | 0 days, 02:49:50 |
| quest | 1 day, 08:27:53 |
| quit | 0 days, 06:41:41 |
| Total | 1 day, 17:59:24 |
Quests
| Quests completed | 3 |
|---|---|
| Quests failed | 0 |
| Quests eligible for | 23 |
| Quests ineligible for | 0 |
| Quest penalty | None |
Character Modifiers
All (213) Fights (106) Ambushes (19) Team battles (15) Critical strikes (1) Item drops (2) Hand of God (2) Godsends (26) Calamities (8) Evilness (4) Goodness (11) Quests completed (3) Quest penalties (16)
[Nov 11 2026 23:18:51] onehotalien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:40:24 towards level 51.
[Nov 11 2026 14:38:48] martsvin's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Nov 11 2026 10:47:07] onehotalien [95/445] has come upon Kognac [4/578] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 03:56:51 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Nov 10 2026 19:10:49] onehotalien, Catalypse, and Failzorro [123/1150] have team battled Terrific, Charu, and Mohit29 [931/1414] and lost! 0 days, 10:51:53 is added to their clocks.
[Nov 10 2026 08:21:01] onehotalien [261/445] has challenged Poppers [417/669] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:15:17 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Nov 10 2026 08:08:40] martsvin [23/365] has challenged onehotalien [101/445] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to martsvin's clock.
[Nov 10 2026 05:07:49] onehotalien, MicroSlop, and shinkfive [566/1437] have team battled tmanscubs, iron7, and cdb [675/1149] and lost! 0 days, 04:08:38 is added to their clocks.
[Nov 10 2026 00:43:41] MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Nov 08 2026 20:48:16] otl, laama, and AndrewBg [1438/1591] have team battled Poppers, SirBoolius, and onehotalien [133/1609] and won! 0 days, 01:10:44 is removed from their clocks.
[Nov 08 2026 03:21:01] onehotalien [92/445] has challenged Mohit29 [395/403] in combat and lost! 0 days, 18:11:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Nov 08 2026 02:21:01] onehotalien [19/445] has challenged Noir [343/564] in combat and lost! 0 days, 17:04:18 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Nov 07 2026 19:27:31] bob stole onehotalien's level 63 amulet while they were sleeping! bob leaves his old level 33 amulet behind, which onehotalien then takes.
[Nov 07 2026 14:29:40] fart, Katara, and Nightmare [2/1247] have team battled onehotalien, CocoaPuff, and pzy [1555/1784] and lost! 0 days, 15:52:09 is added to their clocks.
[Nov 07 2026 11:21:01] trip [335/438] has challenged onehotalien [471/478] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:47:25 is added to trip's clock.
[Nov 06 2026 16:58:04] A magician cast a spell of Rigidity on onehotalien's tunic! onehotalien's tunic gains 10% effectiveness.
[Nov 06 2026 10:07:04] belmont [327/531] has come upon onehotalien [399/474] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:48:49 is added to belmont's clock.
[Nov 05 2026 20:17:22] onehotalien [242/474] has challenged WorshipTheClown [265/325] in combat and lost! 0 days, 19:29:29 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Nov 05 2026 04:27:40] onehotalien [127/469] has come upon Schiz0 [83/480] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:09:30 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Nov 03 2026 19:21:01] onehotalien [85/469] has challenged irpg [68/758] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:46:27 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Nov 03 2026 16:27:23] MicroSlop's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Nov 01 2026 22:59:25] onehotalien discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 13:03:38 towards level 50.
[Nov 01 2026 18:56:55] onehotalien got knifed in a dark alley. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 08:01:55 from level 50.
[Nov 01 2026 07:02:24] otl's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Nov 01 2026 03:51:28] onehotalien and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 30 2026 20:37:46] onehotalien tamed a wild horse! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 17:04:29 towards level 50.
[Oct 30 2026 16:24:22] onehotalien bit their tongue. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 19:13:10 from level 50.
[Oct 30 2026 12:18:58] onehotalien [176/469] has challenged Charu [339/652] in combat and lost! 0 days, 11:41:53 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 30 2026 04:02:16] fknChaos [345/506] has come upon onehotalien [116/469] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 06:20:44 is removed from fknChaos's clock.
[Oct 29 2026 16:18:58] trikster [304/395] has challenged onehotalien [143/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 17:39:47 is removed from trikster's clock.
[Oct 29 2026 11:31:37] loopylou [323/500] has challenged onehotalien [238/469] in combat and won! 0 days, 15:54:31 is removed from loopylou's clock.
[Oct 29 2026 06:02:55] Noir and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 28 2026 16:44:51] Carbooja's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 28 2026 06:58:43] AndrewBg [170/478] has come upon onehotalien [381/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:10:27 is added to AndrewBg's clock.
[Oct 28 2026 06:18:58] onehotalien [26/469] has challenged Noir [355/565] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:58:39 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 27 2026 03:48:31] LongDong [448/515] has challenged onehotalien [443/469] in combat and won! 1 day, 00:49:55 is removed from LongDong's clock.
[Oct 26 2026 07:51:37] Carbooja [82/509] has challenged onehotalien [136/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to Carbooja's clock.
[Oct 26 2026 06:46:40] onehotalien was set on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 17:06:28 from level 50.
[Oct 25 2026 05:40:04] onehotalien [4/469] has come upon Katara [395/509] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 17:37:52 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 25 2026 05:28:13] Thereupon He stretched out His little finger among them and consumed onehotalien with fire, slowing the heathen 3 days, 18:29:17 from level 50.
[Oct 24 2026 16:18:27] onehotalien [277/469] has challenged martsvin [176/304] in combat and won! 0 days, 19:24:13 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 24 2026 14:50:36] Ugluk stole onehotalien's level 33 helm while they were sleeping! Ugluk leaves his old level 29 helm behind, which onehotalien then takes.
[Oct 24 2026 08:44:09] Irulon's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 23 2026 19:00:18] fknChaos [115/506] has challenged onehotalien [323/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to fknChaos's clock.
[Oct 23 2026 13:20:42] onehotalien [163/474] has challenged Catsup [71/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 21:36:14 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 23 2026 08:02:06] gylgamesh's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 22 2026 10:45:49] ikirudennis's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 22 2026 05:45:39] onehotalien found an exploit in the IRPG code! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:33 towards level 49.
[Oct 22 2026 04:30:00] Terrific [133/309] has challenged onehotalien [285/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:07:31 is added to Terrific's clock.
[Oct 22 2026 00:08:57] shinkfive and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 21 2026 12:49:09] Hubert [180/502] has challenged onehotalien [362/474] in combat and lost! 0 days, 16:48:10 is added to Hubert's clock.
[Oct 20 2026 23:16:48] trip, Nightmare, and CatTrucker [126/1144] have team battled deltatwotwo, onehotalien, and sYN4P515 [1231/1361] and lost! 0 days, 01:33:41 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 20 2026 17:25:42] Failzorro stole onehotalien's level 41 weapon while they were sleeping! Failzorro leaves his old level 40 weapon behind, which onehotalien then takes.
[Oct 20 2026 16:15:12] BusterGonad [36/453] has come upon onehotalien [1/475] and taken them in combat! 1 day, 05:40:33 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.
[Oct 20 2026 07:18:27] onehotalien [397/475] has challenged TonyGabagool [441/537] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:54:07 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 20 2026 01:29:09] Verily I say unto thee, the Heavens have burst forth, and the blessed hand of God carried onehotalien 5 days, 20:51:53 toward level 49.
[Oct 19 2026 11:34:33] Hubert [249/502] has come upon onehotalien [148/475] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 07:54:08 is removed from Hubert's clock.
[Oct 19 2026 08:30:03] onehotalien [1/475] has challenged frantichope [294/407] in combat and lost! 0 days, 14:29:07 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 19 2026 04:44:03] gylgamesh [242/456] has challenged onehotalien [211/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.
[Oct 19 2026 01:50:21] animeman's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 18 2026 20:18:27] CocoaPuff [69/474] has challenged onehotalien [238/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 05:16:08 is added to CocoaPuff's clock.
[Oct 18 2026 15:45:42] CatTrucker [94/381] has come upon onehotalien [299/473] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 01:12:41 is added to CatTrucker's clock.
[Oct 18 2026 14:56:33] WillFence, Sirius49, onehotalien, and CatTrucker have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Oct 18 2026 04:18:27] Borat [473/570] has challenged onehotalien [200/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:01:44 is removed from Borat's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 23:18:27] onehotalien [70/473] has challenged trip [346/430] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:22:57 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 19:24:43] iron7's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 17 2026 16:28:33] onehotalien discovered caffeinated coffee! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:48:28 towards level 48.
[Oct 17 2026 12:09:27] onehotalien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 04:10:34 towards level 48.
[Oct 17 2026 05:18:27] slackie [38/412] has challenged onehotalien [248/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:33:42 is added to slackie's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 02:49:05] Failzorro's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 17 2026 01:32:12] El_Pistolero [239/387] has challenged onehotalien [360/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to El_Pistolero's clock.
[Oct 17 2026 00:18:27] onehotalien [114/473] has challenged iron7 [365/375] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:03:41 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 16 2026 19:09:24] Failzorro stole onehotalien's level 48 charm while they were sleeping! Failzorro leaves his old level 46 charm behind, which onehotalien then takes.
[Oct 16 2026 05:02:09] onehotalien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 10:32:24 towards level 48.
[Oct 16 2026 05:01:45] onehotalien and Poppers have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 16 2026 01:18:27] TonyGabagool [363/537] has challenged onehotalien [363/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:42:21 is removed from TonyGabagool's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 17:28:24] onehotalien [312/475] has come upon Nachtzeit [428/490] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:56:06 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 07:04:24] LongDong [208/511] has challenged onehotalien [350/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 10:45:53 is added to LongDong's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 03:43:33] onehotalien bought a faster computer! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 09:48:38 towards level 48.
[Oct 15 2026 02:32:03] onehotalien [473/475] has come upon fart [289/373] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 15:18:14 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 15 2026 01:26:54] Nightmare [108/337] has challenged onehotalien [276/475] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to Nightmare's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 21:58:33] negative and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 14 2026 14:18:27] LongDong [218/503] has challenged onehotalien [71/475] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:04:19 is removed from LongDong's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 10:37:33] cdb, slackie, and Charu [775/1417] have team battled WillFence, onehotalien, and CocoaPuff [799/1430] and lost! 0 days, 05:03:11 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 14 2026 10:18:27] onehotalien has dealt darkcode a Critical Strike! 1 day, 01:24:37 is added to darkcode's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 10:18:27] onehotalien [429/475] has challenged darkcode [9/339] in combat and won! 0 days, 20:32:16 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 08:44:48] onehotalien sharpened the edge of his weapon! onehotalien's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[Oct 14 2026 06:08:09] onehotalien [188/471] has challenged Failzorro [252/297] in combat and lost! 0 days, 12:29:14 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 04:45:18] tmanscubs [0/4] has challenged onehotalien [122/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:00:56 is added to tmanscubs's clock.
[Oct 14 2026 04:20:42] onehotalien was rejuvenated by drinking from a magic stream! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:14:39 towards level 47.
[Oct 13 2026 19:35:09] onehotalien set themself on fire. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:04:11 from level 47.
[Oct 13 2026 13:19:24] onehotalien discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:23:24 towards level 47.
[Oct 13 2026 12:18:33] gylgamesh [217/434] has come upon onehotalien [45/471] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:08:22 is removed from gylgamesh's clock.
[Oct 13 2026 10:59:33] iron7 [346/375] has challenged onehotalien [8/471] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:34:17 is removed from iron7's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 20:32:15] onehotalien was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:34:17 towards level 47.
[Oct 12 2026 10:40:09] pavement [8/149] has challenged onehotalien [230/471] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:13:37 is added to pavement's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 01:18:27] In the fierce battle, onehotalien dropped his level 56 shield! otl picks it up, tossing his old level 46 shield to onehotalien.
[Oct 12 2026 01:18:27] otl [340/497] has challenged onehotalien [252/482] in combat and won! 0 days, 13:38:12 is removed from otl's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 00:18:27] onehotalien [276/482] has challenged fart [271/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:02:25 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 12 2026 00:09:50] Charu's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 11 2026 03:33:37] onehotalien was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 08:12:38 towards level 47.
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