Player Info
| User | onehotalien |
|---|---|
| Nickname | onehotalien |
| Class | awesomeness |
| Admin? | No |
| Level | 50 |
| Next level | 7 days, 10:34:20 (Thu Nov 19 12:58:38 2026) |
| Status | Online |
| Account created | Tue Sep 1 01:00:22 2026 |
| Last login | Tue Oct 20 09:16:24 2026 |
| Total time idled | 70 days, 09:40:47 |
| Current position | [338, 297] |
| Alignment | Good |
JSON: [link]
Map
Items
| Item | Level | Unique |
|---|---|---|
| amulet | 33 | |
| boots | 32 | |
| charm | 46 | |
| gloves | 30 | |
| helm | 29 | |
| leggings | 33 | |
| ring | 66 | Juliet's Glorious Ring of Sparkliness |
| shield | 46 | |
| tunic | 50 | |
| weapon | 40 | |
| Sum | 405 |
Penalties
| Penalty | Time |
|---|---|
| kick | None |
| logout | None |
| mesg | None |
| nick | None |
| part | 0 days, 02:49:50 |
| quest | 1 day, 08:27:53 |
| quit | 0 days, 06:41:41 |
| Total | 1 day, 17:59:24 |
Quests
| Quests completed | 3 |
|---|---|
| Quests failed | 0 |
| Quests eligible for | 23 |
| Quests ineligible for | 0 |
| Quest penalty | None |
Character Modifiers
All (213) Fights (106) Ambushes (19) Team battles (15) Critical strikes (1) Item drops (2) Hand of God (2) Godsends (26) Calamities (8) Evilness (4) Goodness (11) Quests completed (3) Quest penalties (16)
[Oct 09 2026 12:36:52] Carbooja [270/339] has come upon onehotalien [233/482] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 02:37:47 is removed from Carbooja's clock.
[Oct 09 2026 05:55:10] onehotalien [280/482] has challenged bob [12/371] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 09 2026 05:02:46] hostyle [269/352] has challenged onehotalien [157/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:38:01 is removed from hostyle's clock.
[Oct 08 2026 12:54:16] Nightmare [78/87] has challenged onehotalien [162/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:06:29 is added to Nightmare's clock.
[Oct 07 2026 22:10:31] onehotalien stopped using dial-up! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:45:37 towards level 46.
[Oct 07 2026 20:38:01] Hubert and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 10% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 07 2026 20:33:01] Griz, trip, onehotalien, and Poppers have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Oct 07 2026 06:47:37] Kuato, onehotalien, and Failzorro [289/1100] have team battled hostyle, belmont, and Katara [479/1075] and lost! 0 days, 08:38:53 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 07 2026 01:02:46] leonardo [94/644] has challenged onehotalien [232/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:52:35 is added to leonardo's clock.
[Oct 06 2026 21:02:46] negative [129/469] has challenged onehotalien [342/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 08:06:28 is added to negative's clock.
[Oct 06 2026 19:08:34] onehotalien walked face-first into a tree. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:48:08 from level 46.
[Oct 06 2026 17:57:52] Terrific [126/237] has challenged onehotalien [378/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to Terrific's clock.
[Oct 06 2026 11:20:19] onehotalien, LongDong, and cdb [773/1246] have team battled Griz, Irulon, and Mohit29 [424/979] and won! 0 days, 09:37:07 is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 05 2026 23:59:13] BusterGonad [304/386] has challenged onehotalien [178/473] in combat and won! 0 days, 16:54:59 is removed from BusterGonad's clock.
[Oct 05 2026 20:02:46] onehotalien [379/473] has challenged Kognac [349/405] in combat and won! 0 days, 12:00:42 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 05 2026 13:02:46] onehotalien [40/473] has challenged trikster [143/366] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:36:06 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 05 2026 06:02:46] onehotalien [44/473] has challenged BleakSlime [211/329] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:33:44 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 04 2026 23:04:55] shinkfive's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Oct 04 2026 18:34:22] onehotalien [209/473] has challenged fart [110/346] in combat and won! 0 days, 14:34:59 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Oct 04 2026 08:25:46] onehotalien was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:38:50 towards level 45.
[Oct 04 2026 01:56:39] onehotalien was accepted into Pi Beta Phi! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:41:56 towards level 45.
[Oct 04 2026 00:06:27] bob [68/371] has challenged onehotalien [213/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to bob's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 07:54:57] martsvin [124/266] has challenged onehotalien [235/473] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:48:48 is added to martsvin's clock.
[Oct 03 2026 03:32:21] onehotalien and negative have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[Oct 02 2026 23:13:04] The local wizard imbued onehotalien's pants with a Spirit of Fortitude! onehotalien's set of leggings gains 10% effectiveness.
[Oct 02 2026 16:14:40] BusterGonad [251/386] has challenged onehotalien [461/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 07:40:13 is added to BusterGonad's clock.
[Oct 02 2026 13:31:37] fknChaos, _bf7hRYuZ, and pzy [306/1097] have team battled ruckinfok, Hubert, and onehotalien [949/1422] and lost! 0 days, 00:13:24 is added to their clocks.
[Oct 02 2026 13:11:22] BlueSamurai [135/378] has come upon onehotalien [341/469] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:15:54 is added to BlueSamurai's clock.
[Oct 02 2026 07:02:34] Irulon [251/397] has challenged onehotalien [308/469] in combat and lost! 0 days, 09:16:48 is added to Irulon's clock.
[Sep 30 2026 04:08:13] onehotalien [185/469] has challenged martsvin [39/233] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:00:00 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 29 2026 07:27:04] onehotalien's charm ate a bolt of lightning! onehotalien's charm gains 10% effectiveness.
[Sep 29 2026 02:39:28] onehotalien saw an episode of Ally McBeal. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 01:12:48 from level 44.
[Sep 28 2026 12:57:55] martsvin [142/213] has challenged onehotalien [28/465] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:47:24 is removed from martsvin's clock.
[Sep 28 2026 00:29:44] ruckinfok's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Sep 27 2026 01:52:37] onehotalien was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 05:19:28 from level 44.
[Sep 26 2026 16:24:07] onehotalien and pzy have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 8% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[Sep 26 2026 16:00:22] onehotalien, LongDong, and Noir [918/1285] have team battled TonyGabagool, Powerpuffgirl, and frantichope [889/1158] and won! 0 days, 05:30:51 is removed from their clocks.
[Sep 26 2026 08:54:46] frantichope [327/392] has challenged onehotalien [376/465] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to frantichope's clock.
[Sep 25 2026 23:08:19] onehotalien [8/465] has challenged ruckinfok [331/484] in combat and lost! 0 days, 06:53:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 24 2026 15:29:58] Charu, bob, AndrewBg, and onehotalien have completed their journey! 25% of their burden is eliminated.
[Sep 23 2026 16:22:55] Schiz0, iron7, and Borat [1185/1228] have team battled Noir, WillFence, and onehotalien [322/1210] and won! 0 days, 01:48:27 is removed from their clocks.
[Sep 23 2026 15:51:37] Catalypse [52/323] has challenged onehotalien [302/411] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:26:24 is added to Catalypse's clock.
[Sep 23 2026 05:14:40] In the fierce battle, SirBoolius dropped his level 46 tunic! onehotalien picks it up, tossing his old level 44 tunic to SirBoolius.
[Sep 23 2026 05:14:40] onehotalien [394/409] has challenged SirBoolius [239/448] in combat and won! 0 days, 08:29:36 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 22 2026 19:38:19] Borat, ikirudennis, and AndrewBg [64/1279] have team battled Torrhen, Kognac, and onehotalien [504/1095] and lost! 0 days, 01:25:10 is added to their clocks.
[Sep 22 2026 00:02:49] Katara [172/177] has challenged onehotalien [277/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:28:36 is added to Katara's clock.
[Sep 21 2026 19:32:35] BleakSlime's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Sep 20 2026 11:08:46] Nek [264/496] has challenged onehotalien [323/409] in combat and lost! 0 days, 04:25:06 is added to Nek's clock.
[Sep 20 2026 10:26:58] onehotalien [126/409] has challenged leonardo [68/458] in combat and won! 0 days, 07:19:18 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 19 2026 11:17:55] onehotalien [353/358] has come upon meter [63/181] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:44:33 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 18 2026 11:40:01] Irulon [136/375] has come upon onehotalien [300/358] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 04:34:15 is added to Irulon's clock.
[Sep 18 2026 03:23:01] onehotalien [329/358] has challenged slackie [288/334] in combat and won! 0 days, 06:18:43 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 18 2026 01:55:55] onehotalien discovered a secret, underground passage! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:10:45 towards level 40.
[Sep 18 2026 01:48:43] negative, slackie, and onehotalien [689/1011] have team battled CocoaPuff, iron7, and ruckinfok [17/1068] and won! 0 days, 00:26:15 is removed from their clocks.
[Sep 17 2026 09:57:39] onehotalien hit it off with a drunk sorority chick named Jenny! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 02:13:42 towards level 40.
[Sep 16 2026 21:12:03] onehotalien was bitten by a radioactive spider! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:54:22 towards level 40.
[Sep 16 2026 11:16:45] belmont [315/316] has challenged onehotalien [246/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 05:40:50 is removed from belmont's clock.
[Sep 15 2026 22:51:46] fart [180/341] has come upon onehotalien [20/358] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 03:18:18 is removed from fart's clock.
[Sep 15 2026 21:00:07] cdb's prudence and self-regard has brought the wrath of the gods upon the realm. All your great wickedness makes you as it were heavy with lead, and to tend downwards with great weight and pressure towards hell. Therefore have you drawn yourselves 15 steps closer to that gaping maw.
[Sep 15 2026 17:52:55] onehotalien [204/358] has challenged CocoaPuff [208/371] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:48:32 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 15 2026 17:01:40] denahv [48/235] has challenged onehotalien [177/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to denahv's clock.
[Sep 14 2026 23:07:19] trip, Nachtzeit, and LongDong [416/1019] have team battled bob, Irulon, and onehotalien [803/1101] and lost! 0 days, 00:42:10 is added to their clocks.
[Sep 14 2026 10:28:25] Nek [73/349] has challenged onehotalien [154/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to Nek's clock.
[Sep 13 2026 19:20:19] onehotalien was visited by a very pretty nymph! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:30:11 towards level 39.
[Sep 13 2026 19:11:34] onehotalien [261/358] has challenged WillFence [369/393] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 13 2026 18:20:37] onehotalien was tipped by a cow. This terrible calamity has slowed them 0 days, 00:03:20 from level 38.
[Sep 13 2026 05:59:07] onehotalien and Hubert have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 7% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[Sep 12 2026 18:29:19] slackie [323/333] has challenged onehotalien [195/358] in combat and won! 0 days, 04:53:50 is removed from slackie's clock.
[Sep 12 2026 14:15:10] Griz [81/105] has challenged onehotalien [284/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:08:43 is added to Griz's clock.
[Sep 11 2026 22:39:43] onehotalien [16/358] has challenged Nek [92/331] in combat and lost! 0 days, 02:49:50 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 11 2026 11:49:19] Powerpuffgirl [50/158] has challenged onehotalien [99/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:18:19 is added to Powerpuffgirl's clock.
[Sep 11 2026 04:58:01] Meanyz [120/344] has challenged onehotalien [281/358] in combat and lost! 0 days, 03:17:00 is added to Meanyz's clock.
[Sep 10 2026 22:06:55] onehotalien bribed the local IRPG administrator! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 03:20:50 towards level 37.
[Sep 10 2026 18:17:07] onehotalien [323/358] has challenged otl [218/301] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:08:14 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 10 2026 16:51:49] onehotalien [120/349] has come upon Failzorro [132/214] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 00:05:34 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 10 2026 08:37:43] onehotalien and negative have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 11% of their time is removed from their clocks.
[Sep 09 2026 19:15:46] Nachtzeit [257/267] has challenged onehotalien [143/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:51:02 is removed from Nachtzeit's clock.
[Sep 09 2026 16:18:19] BlueSamurai [133/309] has challenged onehotalien [118/349] in combat and won! 0 days, 03:14:06 is removed from BlueSamurai's clock.
[Sep 09 2026 15:43:34] onehotalien [271/349] has challenged Schiz0 [224/359] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:24:15 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 09 2026 15:15:28] onehotalien found a pair of Nikes! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 00:01:47 towards level 35.
[Sep 09 2026 00:46:31] onehotalien sharpened the edge of his weapon! onehotalien's weapon gains 10% effectiveness.
[Sep 08 2026 16:10:49] onehotalien [154/313] has challenged otl [135/342] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:19:53 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 08 2026 15:24:46] Irulon [285/335] has challenged onehotalien [119/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 02:47:19 is removed from Irulon's clock.
[Sep 08 2026 13:58:04] SRJanit0r [143/245] has challenged onehotalien [129/288] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:32:41 is removed from SRJanit0r's clock.
[Sep 07 2026 21:44:43] onehotalien [129/288] has come upon shinkfive [110/147] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 01:23:15 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 07 2026 17:40:13] onehotalien [73/288] has challenged LongDong [83/198] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 07 2026 03:43:25] shinkfive [23/69] has challenged onehotalien [156/271] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:04:09 is added to shinkfive's clock.
[Sep 06 2026 23:36:18] onehotalien [182/271] has challenged SirBoolius [60/155] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:20:51 is removed from onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 06 2026 07:30:12] ruckinfok [132/146] has challenged onehotalien [73/261] in combat and won! 0 days, 00:21:15 is removed from ruckinfok's clock.
[Sep 06 2026 05:33:19] onehotalien [64/261] has challenged belmont [68/281] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:09:42 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 06 2026 04:45:25] Poppers [166/325] has challenged onehotalien [32/246] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from Poppers's clock.
[Sep 04 2026 19:51:14] onehotalien [6/246] has challenged Schiz0 [250/266] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:00:05 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 04 2026 19:25:44] AndrewBg [58/365] has challenged onehotalien [184/237] in combat and lost! 0 days, 01:33:48 is added to AndrewBg's clock.
[Sep 04 2026 06:47:38] belmont, Borat, and leonardo [513/797] have team battled onehotalien, WillFence, and BusterGonad [561/750] and lost! 0 days, 01:29:27 is added to their clocks.
[Sep 04 2026 06:39:20] onehotalien [216/237] has challenged BleakSlime [329/346] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:51:48 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 03 2026 19:16:15] onehotalien [74/237] has challenged Schiz0 [151/196] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:44:39 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 03 2026 09:40:12] BleakSlime [205/335] has challenged onehotalien [163/222] in combat and won! 0 days, 01:09:42 is removed from BleakSlime's clock.
[Sep 03 2026 09:27:45] onehotalien [165/222] has challenged fart [237/262] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:38:30 is added to onehotalien's clock.
[Sep 03 2026 07:39:12] BusterGonad [185/209] has challenged onehotalien [197/213] in combat and lost! 0 days, 00:21:15 is added to BusterGonad's clock.
[Sep 03 2026 04:50:09] CocoaPuff and onehotalien have not let the iniquities of evil men poison them. Together have they prayed to their god, and it is his light that now shines upon them. 5% of their time is removed from their clocks.
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